From Eleanor's... err.. Corner

[fightthefamily]

After realizing that I have been quite unfair and horrible to everyone these last two days I have decided something.

Since Sander Cohen has been away for a while, I'm moving into Fleet Hall. But there's a catch to it all.

I never wanted to say this but mother is actually right. While tapping all your ridiculousness and promiscuousness it was wrong

Comments

[1st_protagonist]

Well, I know what creepy abandoned cinema I'm moving into.

*munches popcorn*

[objectivismlol]

/steals popcorn

I'll not have you watch these paltry, low-brow sexy films.

[1st_protagonist]

But you're I'm people I know are in them! We have to support their budding star careers. Um... free market, and all that, right?

[objectivismlol]

Do you even know what the term means?

[1st_protagonist]

Spend more money?

...You could teach me. *wink wink nudge nudge*

[objectivismlol]

... I'm not sure I like the way you're winking and nudging at me.

[1st_protagonist]

*wink wink wink nuuuudge*

[objectivismlol]

/SPANKS

[1st_protagonist]

OOOOOOOH~

...

Ow. I said ow.

[objectivismlol]

/looks at hand

D:

[1st_protagonist]

Sorry daddy, that was out of line.

You should punish me for it.

[objectivismlol]

D:

>| Get over my knee right now.

[1st_protagonist]

*DOES SO WITH EXAGGERATED UKE ENTHUSIASM*

[objectivismlol]

D:< STOP SMILING. THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT.

/THACK!

((OOC: I think you need this.))

[1st_protagonist]

and I was all SMACKIN DAT ASS, SON

S-sorry daddy, is this better~~? <3

((IT'S PERFECT.))

[objectivismlol]

Ahem! [clears throat]
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, till you get sore
smack that, oooh~

Thank you and good night, Rapture.

Slightly. Cry more.

/gets out a riding crop