Check your bags at the door

[philotespass]

[Well this is a nice hotel, isn't it? It's still underwater, but it doesn't seem to be leaky and the walls aren't peeling and there aren't barnacles growing everywhere. The rooms are fully stocked with liquor and snacks, the bathrooms equipped with scented bubble bath and jacuzzi tubs and even TVs! Beyond your room there are surely more wonderful things, but there's something... odd about the place. Ah, well, it's probably nothing.]

(Welcome to Philote's Pass, the underwater hotel from this fanon tangential Bioshock future universe thingy. In an effort to bring more IRC things to the CoW... here it is!)