HEY CoW, WAKE THE FECK UP!

[not_a_liberator]

/STAGGERS OUT INTO THE STREET, PISS DRUNK AND YELLING TO HIMSELF

/clumsily knocks over a trash bin in the process, practically tripping himself

Th' feck--

/vision swimming, he sees a news vendor in the distance. Thinking it to be Fontaine, he furiously punts the trash can out of his path as he stumbles over to it, grabbing it and shaking it.

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[nogodsnokings]

/Walks by, taking notice of the apparently crazy man attacking the news vendor, but continuing on his way. This is nothing new.

... Wait...

/Turns around and does a double take.

Atlas? What the fuck are you doing?

/Realizes maybe he shouldn't have given him that whiskey after all.

[not_a_liberator]

ROIYAN!

Jus' great! Me two favorite capitalists!

/motions to the now busted news vendor, hiccuping

Fontaine, ye already know Roiyan. Roiyan, I'm sure ye know Fontaine!

[nogodsnokings]

/decides to play along

Well, hello again Fontaine. You're looking better than usual, I must say.

/looks at Atlas again

Exactly how much did you have? You had the vodka I gave you, then the whiskey... anything else?

/his own drunkenness is wearing off pretty fast

[not_a_liberator]

/looks thoughtful for a second, then dawdles and counts on his fingers

Well, had somma wha' ye gave me...wandered 'round the Drop fer a bit... Roiyan, ye could learn a thing 'er two 'bout hospitality from 'em...

[nogodsnokings]

/pulls a flask out of the inside of his suit jacket and takes a sip

What do you mean by that?

[not_a_liberator]

Ye...ye know exactly what I mean.

Thinkin' ye can get away with singlin' out us less fortunate... it don't work that way, Roiyan.

[nogodsnokings]

I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about.

/looks at the news vendor again

Oh, and that's not Fontaine.

/lights a cigarette

[not_a_liberator]

/INSULTED!
/has completely forgotten about Fontaine

So that's it? Yer just gonna brush me off? Ye think yer too damn good? S'jus' like ye, Roiyan.

/moves in a little too close, smacking the cigarette out of his mouth

[nogodsnokings]

/raises an eyebrow, but doesn't take a step back

Atlas, I'm afraid you're extremely drunk. Any conversation we had now would be barely remembered by you in the morning.

/takes another cigarette out of his pocket and lights it

[not_a_liberator]

/THROWS A PUNCH ANYWAY

[nogodsnokings]

/easily dodges the punch

/continues to stand there and raise dat eyebrow

[not_a_liberator]

So maybe I am pretty drunk. Sorta. Kiiiind of. Possibly. Maybe.

[nogodsnokings]

I'm glad you're starting to see that.

Maybe you should have some coffee and sober up a little bit.

Fucking inbox.

[not_a_liberator]

Probably. It'd be nice to actually hit ye the next time I go fer a clatter.

Re:

[nogodsnokings]

/pats him on the back condescendingly

You can work on that when you're not quite so drunk.