Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

[circumcise_me]

Ah, so it's a clean slate. Let's start things out right by bombarding the reader with OODLES OF PICTURES.



Everyone should feel bad for Mr. Rawlins. And buy him cucumbers.


Hawt.


And flexible.


Oh man Morgan was stressin' the day before V-day. I helped her, because she offered me oral sex in exchange.




Purty.


Zoo.






Oh man, free porn.


The most rare specimen....the endangered LADDER! LE GASP!










Okay, so we're standing there watchin this bear right, when he starts to lick himself. Then he goes beyond. I mean, this bear was giving himself a blow job. Hardkore. And I got pictures.




I do believe that this was our last trip to Highland Hall. I hear there's going to be security cameras soon.
Of course, D'ottovios was first.

The culprits:

The stupid vegan.


The Central cheerleader.


The Morgface.


The happy pizza.


The dead bat.


Starved to death, I think. Saved by the bell? I think not.

Decay and destruction.


HOLY SHIP!






And then there was the toilet.


So there's a few months all summed up in a few pictures. Yes, makes me seem quite dull...

Oscar Mayer weiner.