Sick, sad.
So, I have about a thousand pictures to post, and no motivation to post them, but since I'm leaving on Wednesday for Wisconsin to go see Phish and I won't be back until Mon./Tues. I figured I'd update before I leave.
Much has happened.
Kennywood:
We went on many a ride, and even got Morgan and Annie to go on the Pittfall. They were terrified.
Don't you wish it could all be as simple as black and white?
This guy rules.
In conclusion, I can't get enough of Justin's pimp juice.
Moving on, Prom:
First off, I know I had a cooler before prom experience than any/all of you. It goes a little something like this.
First we went to Dane's house for pictures, then after cleverly fooling his dad into thinking we were going to The Dream (because apparently it's against prom rules to take your date to a fast food place) we headed to Wendy's. We had quite a good time, and quite a lot of strange looks.
After that, we had an hour to kill, so since the party was obviously at the cemetary...
We walked around and chatted about dead people. Boss.
We were extremely tempted to add a "y" to the end of this tombstone.
Le shadows.
And then we actually got to prom, and prom sucks without Sarah Doyle.
Priceless.
My date was bold and daring and wore a fucking corsage. Awesome.
So, in conclusion, Annie and Morgan looked really hawt, Karlee's dress was pure sex, and Scott should teach me how to break dance.
I spent the majority of the last 5 days in the art room or the dark room. We made lots of bathroom stall controversy, I looked at Emma's nips a lot, and licked Gallo's tie several times.
And then came the last full day of school:
NIPS!
Morgan's adorable.
So is Gallo.
This made me laugh almost as much as the I love boogers controversy.
I'm really going to miss having Rawlins for class.
Skippers.
I'm going to miss Shuma. A lot.
JEW!
I was skipping class and got to see some of my friends from the lunch table. It was a joyous reunion after the staggering 2 days away from them.
In conclusion, I can't wait to graduate.
Willis's surprise party:
So Annie threw Willis a crazy surprise party. I beat the shit out of Scott and Willis, and played DDR & ultimate frisbee.
Plus, I got to talk to this kid for the first time in 4 years. We pretty much discussed how he used to be in my seventh grade english class and I used to do nothing but make fun of him for playing Pokemon. He makes a magnificent photographic subject.
In conclusion, Justin can groove like no one else ever could.
I had a little get-together of my own at the cottage a few days later. Morgan, Vegan, Allyson, Annie and Janelle came and we watched Annie freak out as we asked her numerous sexual questions. Morgan was the first asleep, so we threw pretzels at her.
In conclusion, I need to have more parties where there are four chicks in a bed and I get to spoon and be spooned at the same time.
Last but not least, the last day and graduation:
Of course, like every year, I made an attempt to look like the stupidest person alive on the last day. I think I did a pretty good job.
Graduation was really emotional. I realized just how much I'm going to miss all my senior friends.
So allow me to be sentimental for a minute, and make a shout out to all the seniors I'm actually going to miss.
Adam Feathers.
Willis Dell.
Cal Humphrey.
Brian Linaberg.
Sam Salyards.
Justin Leathers.
Verny.
And I have to mention that Mr. Irwin was the only one to get a standing ovation at graduation, and I'll be damned if he didn't deserve it. I will miss him.
So, In conclusion:
Chicks that sit in front of me at graduation and keep fixing their hat and blocking my view, should die. But it did make for an interesting picture.
I went to Brian's party today, and it was pretty good despite the fact that I've been feeling like shit since I heard something I really didn't want to hear. I won't go into it, but let's say I'm having doubts about a lot of things. I just hope this concert gets my mind off things for a while. And I leave you with this peice of wisdom:
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice
Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
Much has happened.
Kennywood:
We went on many a ride, and even got Morgan and Annie to go on the Pittfall. They were terrified.
Don't you wish it could all be as simple as black and white?
This guy rules.
In conclusion, I can't get enough of Justin's pimp juice.
Moving on, Prom:
First off, I know I had a cooler before prom experience than any/all of you. It goes a little something like this.
First we went to Dane's house for pictures, then after cleverly fooling his dad into thinking we were going to The Dream (because apparently it's against prom rules to take your date to a fast food place) we headed to Wendy's. We had quite a good time, and quite a lot of strange looks.
After that, we had an hour to kill, so since the party was obviously at the cemetary...
We walked around and chatted about dead people. Boss.
We were extremely tempted to add a "y" to the end of this tombstone.
Le shadows.
And then we actually got to prom, and prom sucks without Sarah Doyle.
Priceless.
My date was bold and daring and wore a fucking corsage. Awesome.
So, in conclusion, Annie and Morgan looked really hawt, Karlee's dress was pure sex, and Scott should teach me how to break dance.
I spent the majority of the last 5 days in the art room or the dark room. We made lots of bathroom stall controversy, I looked at Emma's nips a lot, and licked Gallo's tie several times.
And then came the last full day of school:
NIPS!
Morgan's adorable.
So is Gallo.
This made me laugh almost as much as the I love boogers controversy.
I'm really going to miss having Rawlins for class.
Skippers.
I'm going to miss Shuma. A lot.
JEW!
I was skipping class and got to see some of my friends from the lunch table. It was a joyous reunion after the staggering 2 days away from them.
In conclusion, I can't wait to graduate.
Willis's surprise party:
So Annie threw Willis a crazy surprise party. I beat the shit out of Scott and Willis, and played DDR & ultimate frisbee.
Plus, I got to talk to this kid for the first time in 4 years. We pretty much discussed how he used to be in my seventh grade english class and I used to do nothing but make fun of him for playing Pokemon. He makes a magnificent photographic subject.
In conclusion, Justin can groove like no one else ever could.
I had a little get-together of my own at the cottage a few days later. Morgan, Vegan, Allyson, Annie and Janelle came and we watched Annie freak out as we asked her numerous sexual questions. Morgan was the first asleep, so we threw pretzels at her.
In conclusion, I need to have more parties where there are four chicks in a bed and I get to spoon and be spooned at the same time.
Last but not least, the last day and graduation:
Of course, like every year, I made an attempt to look like the stupidest person alive on the last day. I think I did a pretty good job.
Graduation was really emotional. I realized just how much I'm going to miss all my senior friends.
So allow me to be sentimental for a minute, and make a shout out to all the seniors I'm actually going to miss.
Adam Feathers.
Willis Dell.
Cal Humphrey.
Brian Linaberg.
Sam Salyards.
Justin Leathers.
Verny.
And I have to mention that Mr. Irwin was the only one to get a standing ovation at graduation, and I'll be damned if he didn't deserve it. I will miss him.
So, In conclusion:
Chicks that sit in front of me at graduation and keep fixing their hat and blocking my view, should die. But it did make for an interesting picture.
I went to Brian's party today, and it was pretty good despite the fact that I've been feeling like shit since I heard something I really didn't want to hear. I won't go into it, but let's say I'm having doubts about a lot of things. I just hope this concert gets my mind off things for a while. And I leave you with this peice of wisdom:
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice
Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.