Favorite "Reservoir Dogs" Lines
WARNING: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN RESERVOIR DOGS THE FOLLOWING LINES MAY BE SPOILERS SO DON'T READ THEM UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE!
Mr. Pink (there are several good lines from Mr. Pink, but I'm too tired to type them all out):
Mr. Pink-"You want to fuck with me? I'll show you who you're fuckin' with."
Mr. White-"You want to shoot me you little piece of shit? Go ahead, take a shot."
Mr. Pink-"Fuck you White. I didn't create the situation, I'm dealing with it. You're acting like a first year fucking thief, and I'm acting like a professional. They get him, they can get you, they get you, they get closer to me and that can't happen. You're looking at me like it's my fault? I didn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him where I was from. Shit, 15 minutes ago you almost told me your name..."
Mr. White #1:
Mr. Blonde-"Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?"
Mr. White-"Shhit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
Mr. White #2:
**Snatches book from Joe**
Mr. White-"Give me that fuckin' thing."
Joe-"What the hell do you think you're doing? Give me my book back."
Mr. White-"I'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it Joe I'll give it back when we leave."
Joe-"What do you mean when we leave? Gimme it back now."
Mr. White-"For the past 15 minutes now you have been droning on about names. Toby?... Toby?... Toby?... Toby Wong?... Toby Wong?... Toby Wong?... Toby Chung?... Fuckin' Charlie Chan... I've got Madonna's big dick comin' out of my left ear, and Toby the jack... I dunno what comin' out of my right."
Mr. Blonde:
Mr. Blonde-"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"
Mr. White-"What was that? I'm sorry I didn't catch it, would you repeat it?"
Mr. Blonde-"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"
Mr. Orange:
Marvin Nash-"Freddy... Freddy... Freddy... How do I look?"
Mr. Orange **laughs**
Marvin Nash-"What?"
Mr. Orange-"I don't know what to tell you Marvin."
Marvin Nash-"That fuck... That sick fuck... That fuckin' bastard..."
Mr. Orange-"Marvin I need you to hold on, there's cops waitin' to move in a block away."
Marvin Nash-"What the fuck are they waitin' for?? This fuckin' guys slashes my face, and he cuts my fuckin' ear off... I'm fuckin' deformed."
Mr. Orange-"FUCK YOU!..FUCK YOU!.. I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE!.. I'M FUCKIN' DYIN'!.... They're not to make a move until Joe Cabot shows up. I was sent in to get him. Alright, now you heard. They said he's on his way, so don't pussy out on me now Marvin. We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door."
Mr. Brown:
"Yeah, but Mr. Brown, that's a little too close to Mr. Shit."
Mr. Blue:
Mr. Pink-"I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if someone really deserves a tip. If they really put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds. I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their jobs.
Mr. Blue-"Hey, this girl was nice."
Mr. Pink-"She was okay. She wasn't anything special."
Mr. Blue-"What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?"
Joe Cabot:
Mr. Pink-"Why am I Mr. Pink?"
Joe-"Because you're a faggot, alright?"
Nice Guy Eddie:
Mr. White-"You ain't dying, he is."
Nice Guy-"Alright, Mr. fucking compassion, I will call somebody."
Mr. White-"Who?"
Nice Guy-"A fuckin' Snake-charmer, who do you think?? I'll call a doctor."
Mr. Pink (there are several good lines from Mr. Pink, but I'm too tired to type them all out):
Mr. Pink-"You want to fuck with me? I'll show you who you're fuckin' with."
Mr. White-"You want to shoot me you little piece of shit? Go ahead, take a shot."
Mr. Pink-"Fuck you White. I didn't create the situation, I'm dealing with it. You're acting like a first year fucking thief, and I'm acting like a professional. They get him, they can get you, they get you, they get closer to me and that can't happen. You're looking at me like it's my fault? I didn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him where I was from. Shit, 15 minutes ago you almost told me your name..."
Mr. White #1:
Mr. Blonde-"Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?"
Mr. White-"Shhit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
Mr. White #2:
**Snatches book from Joe**
Mr. White-"Give me that fuckin' thing."
Joe-"What the hell do you think you're doing? Give me my book back."
Mr. White-"I'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it Joe I'll give it back when we leave."
Joe-"What do you mean when we leave? Gimme it back now."
Mr. White-"For the past 15 minutes now you have been droning on about names. Toby?... Toby?... Toby?... Toby Wong?... Toby Wong?... Toby Wong?... Toby Chung?... Fuckin' Charlie Chan... I've got Madonna's big dick comin' out of my left ear, and Toby the jack... I dunno what comin' out of my right."
Mr. Blonde:
Mr. Blonde-"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"
Mr. White-"What was that? I'm sorry I didn't catch it, would you repeat it?"
Mr. Blonde-"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"
Mr. Orange:
Marvin Nash-"Freddy... Freddy... Freddy... How do I look?"
Mr. Orange **laughs**
Marvin Nash-"What?"
Mr. Orange-"I don't know what to tell you Marvin."
Marvin Nash-"That fuck... That sick fuck... That fuckin' bastard..."
Mr. Orange-"Marvin I need you to hold on, there's cops waitin' to move in a block away."
Marvin Nash-"What the fuck are they waitin' for?? This fuckin' guys slashes my face, and he cuts my fuckin' ear off... I'm fuckin' deformed."
Mr. Orange-"FUCK YOU!..FUCK YOU!.. I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE!.. I'M FUCKIN' DYIN'!.... They're not to make a move until Joe Cabot shows up. I was sent in to get him. Alright, now you heard. They said he's on his way, so don't pussy out on me now Marvin. We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door."
Mr. Brown:
"Yeah, but Mr. Brown, that's a little too close to Mr. Shit."
Mr. Blue:
Mr. Pink-"I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if someone really deserves a tip. If they really put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds. I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their jobs.
Mr. Blue-"Hey, this girl was nice."
Mr. Pink-"She was okay. She wasn't anything special."
Mr. Blue-"What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?"
Joe Cabot:
Mr. Pink-"Why am I Mr. Pink?"
Joe-"Because you're a faggot, alright?"
Nice Guy Eddie:
Mr. White-"You ain't dying, he is."
Nice Guy-"Alright, Mr. fucking compassion, I will call somebody."
Mr. White-"Who?"
Nice Guy-"A fuckin' Snake-charmer, who do you think?? I'll call a doctor."