"Theorizing that one could eat any snack within his own lifetime..."
Today I learned that the Torani company makes a bacon-flavored dessert syrup.
This only reinforces my belief that at some point in the last ten years I woke up in the Bizarro Universe. Thus, rather than wasting further time trying to resolve or accommodate the many dysfunctional conditions of this reality, I should be searching for a portal that leads home -- to a world where "pig" is not an acceptable sundae topping.
If you see me spending an inordinate amount of time searching behind closets, under highway overpasses, and between the ears of respected character actors, you know why.
This only reinforces my belief that at some point in the last ten years I woke up in the Bizarro Universe. Thus, rather than wasting further time trying to resolve or accommodate the many dysfunctional conditions of this reality, I should be searching for a portal that leads home -- to a world where "pig" is not an acceptable sundae topping.
If you see me spending an inordinate amount of time searching behind closets, under highway overpasses, and between the ears of respected character actors, you know why.