DAAAAAAAAAMN!

Feb 08, 2004 23:45


OK, I was doin the dishes, and I started thinking. In April, I am going to be 22, living at home with my mom, no job, no friends, and a junior in college. My life sucks Satan's ass!

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I beg to differ... beaucifer February 9 2004, 12:30:44 UTC
If geographical boundaries permitted it, I'd be living at home in a heart beat. (And I'm 23, going into my fifth year of post secondary eduation...).

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Re: I beg to differ... circleoftwo February 9 2004, 13:26:31 UTC
Well why dont you join me and Amy and Josh in our THREE'S COMPANY apartment. I think after a while Suzanne Somers got fired and they replaced her with Nurse Terri, that could be you!

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Re: I beg to differ... jwljn February 9 2004, 13:33:46 UTC
Yep...I'd definitely hold out for more money, hit the thighmaster, and star in a show as hideous as Step By Step.

Well...the money part.

Actually I'd rather be the middle one...she and her botox-filled lips are co-starring with Chef Tony in the Ultimate Chopper infomercial.

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Re: I beg to differ... circleoftwo February 9 2004, 16:01:52 UTC
NO!!!! You can't be Jennilee Harrison, shes the QUEEN OF THE INFOMERCIAL now! Very bad!!! Stick with Krissy, she carried the show.

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Re: I beg to differ... jwljn February 9 2004, 17:30:33 UTC
But I LOVE Chef Tony...

"And that's not all, friends..."

Gotta include friends or it isn't Chef Tony, in the same vein that it isn't Ron Popeil unless you have "But wait, there's more!" or more recently "Set It, And Forget It!"

I'm done.

Can you tell I love me some infomercials?

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Re: I beg to differ... circleoftwo February 9 2004, 17:34:44 UTC
Its ok, I'm a lot like Delta Burke in Designing Women, I thought infomercials were actual television shows. I like the ones with Nancy Nelson.

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Re: I beg to differ... jwljn February 9 2004, 18:01:41 UTC
It's sick I know this...lol...but she did the one for the Ronco dehydrator.

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Re: I beg to differ... circleoftwo February 9 2004, 18:23:27 UTC
You have a little too much time on your hands kind sir, but it's ok, Jesus and I still love you!

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Re: I beg to differ... jwljn February 9 2004, 18:35:36 UTC
LoL...well, I did, back when I wasn't doing anything with my life and stayed up until all hours watching crap like that.

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Re: I beg to differ... circleoftwo February 9 2004, 19:40:20 UTC
Mommy Dearest

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