Time Cube & Gene Ray
Click to viewSurely you have heard of TIME CUBE!?
Some reasons why it is the best website of all of cubic time (because linear time is an evil lie):
"Evil Ass Educators Suppress Time Cube,
and dumb ass students condone such evil.
Cubeless institutions are spreaders of evil,
and students lack mentality to challenge it."
"I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of
Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of
Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle
and cannot bestow the prestigious honor
of wisdom upon the wisest human ever.
- Dr. Gene Ray"
"Since I have informed you of Nature's
Harmonic Time Cube 4-Day Creation
Principle, your stupidity is no longer
the issue. For now, the issue is just
how evil you are for ignoring Life's
Highest Order, and just how long the
Time Cube will allow you to plunder
Earth before inflicting hell upon you."
"YOU KNOW WHAT!!!
You are educated stupid as
teachers lack intelligence.
Truth is Cubic.
Time is Cubic...
Life is Cubic....
Form is Cubic..
Family is Cubic..
Village is Cubic..
Evil is cubeless.
Self is cubeless.
God is cubeless.
Language is a human invention
of an evil cubeless singularity."
Ok but seriously, I think this is my absolute favourite:
"Truth about Santa Claus debunks
Santa God. God evolves from Santa."
And I would totally buy one of these clocks.