Dec 15, 2005 14:43
Yayyyy! Emily came over last night and that was fun cause I hadnt seen her yet. And and and we decided that everybody should beware of electronics from Sharper Image or Brookstone. That is, if you like having your brains as a solid mass and not a little pool on the ground. But suit yourself you progressive bastards, I'm building an outhouse and living by candle light from now on. Bathing might not be half as efficient, so do forgive the grime I shall surely build up, just think of it as a protective outer layer- sort of like a shellfish. Ok nevermind I don't want to be anybodys crusty crustacean friend. I'm gonna stick with electricty and showers but I'm still not buying one of those evil little vacuums. You know the ones. The ones that kill you in your sleep.
In other news, my tooth hurts really bad. And I just watched Sarah Silverman hump a poker table, I only hope Andy saw that too since he does love her so. Oh yeah and I watched the Warriors again last night. So good.
I wish it was Halloween. I'd be one of the Furies. I think.