What The Hell Is Wrong With You??! Dumb Fucks!!
Why are there so many assholes out there driving?? And why when it's bumper to bumper traffic to people have to start bleeding the milk of human kindness and let EVERY sucker in head of them while I wait behind them?
Then I go to pull into where I live and there is a UPS truck and some other varient of a truck infront of me. First the stupid UPS guy makes the two of us wait there while he's blocking the gate and taking his own sweet time. THEN dumbass infront of me proceeds to reverse into me and even bumped/crashed into my car! He didn't even get out. So I put my car into park to first see if he's ruined the front of my car. Luckily I did not see any damage. But before I had gotten out I honked my horn at him and probably looked like a mad woman cussing as he proceeded to reverse taking no notice that there was a car behind him.
Since dumb fuck didn't damage my car at all I just got back in. Finally stupid UPS guy goes to leave and starts doing some drawn out reverse moves. Dumb fuck gets around the truck while it's reversing and assuming that the UPS truck will wait for me to pass since there was also now someone behind me I went to go through the gate. Well stupid UPS dude does not act curious and almost turns into my CAR! What the FUCK is going on here??? I glare at him as if to say those very words and manage to scurt my car around the stupid dumb fuck UPS truck. I get in at the same time that the other dumb fuck was going through the gate. I get to the end of the long area of storage areas and do my regular, turn right, reverse, and wait for the other car to go past me so I can go down that same space again and park and get inside. Well..I don't know how dumb ass got to where I was again. But he goes to turn LEFT and nearly SKIDS THE SIDE OF MY CAR. Again I'm shouting and cussing like all hell. He has his window rolled down and I'm not sure if he's doing that because he wants to actually be human and see if he had damaged my car or if (this is paranoia) that he's going to in return start swearing and cussing me out. And I just don't want any of that. I want the freedom without the confrontation to swear him out until I'm blue in the face without his commentary.
All I wanted was to drive home from Whole Foods!!! Is that so fricken hard to do???!
I swear if I had to deal with ONE more of these how-is-this-possible psychotic moments I wouldn't have given a fuck what they thought of a woman cussing them out at the top of their lungs. As if I didn't have enought to worry about and you've decided to be a dumb fuck today, at this hour, at this minute and second that intersects with my fricken life and get away with it??! No, I don't fucking think so...
Then I go to pull into where I live and there is a UPS truck and some other varient of a truck infront of me. First the stupid UPS guy makes the two of us wait there while he's blocking the gate and taking his own sweet time. THEN dumbass infront of me proceeds to reverse into me and even bumped/crashed into my car! He didn't even get out. So I put my car into park to first see if he's ruined the front of my car. Luckily I did not see any damage. But before I had gotten out I honked my horn at him and probably looked like a mad woman cussing as he proceeded to reverse taking no notice that there was a car behind him.
Since dumb fuck didn't damage my car at all I just got back in. Finally stupid UPS guy goes to leave and starts doing some drawn out reverse moves. Dumb fuck gets around the truck while it's reversing and assuming that the UPS truck will wait for me to pass since there was also now someone behind me I went to go through the gate. Well stupid UPS dude does not act curious and almost turns into my CAR! What the FUCK is going on here??? I glare at him as if to say those very words and manage to scurt my car around the stupid dumb fuck UPS truck. I get in at the same time that the other dumb fuck was going through the gate. I get to the end of the long area of storage areas and do my regular, turn right, reverse, and wait for the other car to go past me so I can go down that same space again and park and get inside. Well..I don't know how dumb ass got to where I was again. But he goes to turn LEFT and nearly SKIDS THE SIDE OF MY CAR. Again I'm shouting and cussing like all hell. He has his window rolled down and I'm not sure if he's doing that because he wants to actually be human and see if he had damaged my car or if (this is paranoia) that he's going to in return start swearing and cussing me out. And I just don't want any of that. I want the freedom without the confrontation to swear him out until I'm blue in the face without his commentary.
All I wanted was to drive home from Whole Foods!!! Is that so fricken hard to do???!
I swear if I had to deal with ONE more of these how-is-this-possible psychotic moments I wouldn't have given a fuck what they thought of a woman cussing them out at the top of their lungs. As if I didn't have enought to worry about and you've decided to be a dumb fuck today, at this hour, at this minute and second that intersects with my fricken life and get away with it??! No, I don't fucking think so...