Okay, so my foot hurts because I'm an idiot and think I can do things like run . . . actually I still don't know why it hurts, but
boosette promised me a Dinosaur AU ficlet because it hurts and she wrote
this and IT IS MADE OF AMAZING IN SO MANY WAYS and you should go read it. NOW.
I mean, assuming you've read
Nine Years Later and
Four and a Half Years Hence. Which you probably have if you're reading this.
(ETA: And also
this one, which she posted as part of my Five Acts.)
BUT TINY!