For own reference:
BINGO everyone thinks they're doing it alternate universe: freestyle relationships are hard: we always hurt the ones we love threesome: pike/manpain/number one open relationships & other poly permutations aliens made them do it (hilarious) date or not a date: diplomatic functions long lost heir ropes and snares: it's a trap! body swap sex: pollen, spores, or other intoxicants borked transporter aka stuck on the planet FREE SPACE tropical vacation planet sex: we're not dead! formal wear: dress uniform the suburban episode grandfather paradox aliens made them do it (sexy) prevention of the apoca-fic tie-in: enterprise: the first adventure, where sea meets sky, burning dreams, legacy, chaotic response, the greater good, the door in the cage, early voyages, or alien spotlight: vulcans flowers for algernon / where no man has gone before sex: kinky reunions waking up in the same bed
25. OK, waking up in the same bed is easy, if I can ever figure out why Pike has no clue why they're in bed together. Maybe she had to knock him out. [POSTED.]
24. Post-Narada? I've written it once. Maybe again. Maybe same story from One's POV. [Nope. Different. But it is post-Narada. POSTED.]
23. Right, 'cause it'll be so difficult to write kinky sex.
22. Liz Dehner again? [Nope. POSTED.]
21. I don't have any of these. Boo.
20. Oh, good. 'Cause I didn't actually want to write any apoca-fic. Uh. So what apocalypse are they preventing?
19. Blargh. At least I didn't get 'traumatic.'
18. I am not going to rewrite that episode of Futurama. I am not going to rewrite that episode of Futurama.
17. Also not going to rewrite that episode of X-Files, although that one's really tempting. [Ok, nm, I did. POSTED.]
16. How fast can you get out of a dress uniform?
15. Another easy one. [Yep. POSTED.]
14. Risa! In my headcanon, there are mud baths on Risa.
13. Mmmm, waffles. Or possibly getting stuck in a cabin in Canada together. And believe me when I say it will be Canada. Or both! Stuck in a cabin together in Canada, and it turns out that Pike can make the most perfect waffles ever?
12. Borked transporter, borked shuttles . . . camping? No! Water planet.
11. Sex pollen/spores: hmm. Snippet sent to boosette, finished? Yep. [POSTED.]
10. I think I'll swap One and Cait again rather than swapping One and Pike because I'm not sure I want to deal with physical effects of being the wrong gender/sex. Or Pike and Boyce. That would work, too. Maybe both. Oh god but this could go heartbreaking if . . . no. Angst takes too many words. Except wtf, I think I've just talked myself into writing the angsty one. BLARGH. [I DID TOTALLY WRITE THE ANGSTY ONE. POSTED!]
9. I'm not sure I believe One is dumb enough to get caught in an old-fashioned rope trap. Hm.
8. OH I KNOW THIS ONE. Pike inherits a PARROT. [POSTED.]
7. But she's always his date for diplomatic functions.
6. OK, so it was sexy and now it's hilarious? This'll be interesting.
5. Oh, well, break my arm, will ya? [POSTED.]
4. I'm sorry, but isn't this ALL Pike/One stories? Even with AOS!Pike? [Yes; yes, it is. POSTED.]
3. Hm. ANGST TAKES TOO MANY WORDS. BUT I DID IT ANYWAY. [POSTED.]
2. All of my universes are alternate universes. Or a one-shot in Regency!AU land. (heh. eve discovers she's pregnant, or something else tooth-rotting like that.) [POSTED.]
1. And Cait and Boyce are the ones spreading the rumors. [POSTED.]
25. OK, waking up in the same bed is easy, if I can ever figure out why Pike has no clue why they're in bed together. Maybe she had to knock him out. [POSTED.]
24. Post-Narada? I've written it once. Maybe again. Maybe same story from One's POV. [Nope. Different. But it is post-Narada. POSTED.]
23. Right, 'cause it'll be so difficult to write kinky sex.
22. Liz Dehner again? [Nope. POSTED.]
21. I don't have any of these. Boo.
20. Oh, good. 'Cause I didn't actually want to write any apoca-fic. Uh. So what apocalypse are they preventing?
19. Blargh. At least I didn't get 'traumatic.'
18. I am not going to rewrite that episode of Futurama. I am not going to rewrite that episode of Futurama.
17. Also not going to rewrite that episode of X-Files, although that one's really tempting. [Ok, nm, I did. POSTED.]
16. How fast can you get out of a dress uniform?
15. Another easy one. [Yep. POSTED.]
14. Risa! In my headcanon, there are mud baths on Risa.
13. Mmmm, waffles. Or possibly getting stuck in a cabin in Canada together. And believe me when I say it will be Canada. Or both! Stuck in a cabin together in Canada, and it turns out that Pike can make the most perfect waffles ever?
12. Borked transporter, borked shuttles . . . camping? No! Water planet.
11. Sex pollen/spores: hmm. Snippet sent to boosette, finished? Yep. [POSTED.]
10. I think I'll swap One and Cait again rather than swapping One and Pike because I'm not sure I want to deal with physical effects of being the wrong gender/sex. Or Pike and Boyce. That would work, too. Maybe both. Oh god but this could go heartbreaking if . . . no. Angst takes too many words. Except wtf, I think I've just talked myself into writing the angsty one. BLARGH. [I DID TOTALLY WRITE THE ANGSTY ONE. POSTED!]
9. I'm not sure I believe One is dumb enough to get caught in an old-fashioned rope trap. Hm.
8. OH I KNOW THIS ONE. Pike inherits a PARROT. [POSTED.]
7. But she's always his date for diplomatic functions.
6. OK, so it was sexy and now it's hilarious? This'll be interesting.
5. Oh, well, break my arm, will ya? [POSTED.]
4. I'm sorry, but isn't this ALL Pike/One stories? Even with AOS!Pike? [Yes; yes, it is. POSTED.]
3. Hm. ANGST TAKES TOO MANY WORDS. BUT I DID IT ANYWAY. [POSTED.]
2. All of my universes are alternate universes. Or a one-shot in Regency!AU land. (heh. eve discovers she's pregnant, or something else tooth-rotting like that.) [POSTED.]
1. And Cait and Boyce are the ones spreading the rumors. [POSTED.]