Title: Chris Pike and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad (Hair) Day
Summary: Chris needs a haircut.
Characters: (in order of appearance) Winona (later) Kirk, Chris Pike, George Kirk
Rating: PG?
Content Advisory: HERE THAR BE CRACK. It's mostly gen, though.
Word Count: 400
Notes: THIS IS ALL
boosette's FAULT. I don't even know if I can explain. I
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*takes full responsibility as enabler with glee*
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Because, really.
Also, I feel like Winona hacked into his padd to set an alarm, every eight weeks on the nose, to remind him to go get his damn hair cut.
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(You know she did.)
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Winona, on the comm to Jim while he's at SFA: Your advisor's Chris Pike? I went to school with him! What's he up to these days?
Jim: Well, he's getting the big ship that they're building over by you, but I don't know, Ma. He's got an alarm on his padd to remind him to get haircuts.
Winona: *dies laughing* OMG I PUT THAT ALARM THERE!
Jim: ...)
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(I love how I can write reasonably-explicit porn and post it without a qualm but this? Qualifiers and explanations all over the place.)
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ETA: and now I'm going searching for other things I've missed....
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