Fic: "Chris Pike and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad (Hair) Day"

Nov 08, 2010 21:46

Title: Chris Pike and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad (Hair) Day
Summary: Chris needs a haircut.
Characters: (in order of appearance) Winona (later) Kirk, Chris Pike, George Kirk
Rating: PG?
Content Advisory: HERE THAR BE CRACK. It's mostly gen, though.
Word Count: 400
Notes: THIS IS ALL boosette's FAULT. I don't even know if I can explain. I ( Read more... )

fic:star trek, what is this i don't even, pike/not getting any

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boosette November 9 2010, 03:59:12 UTC
He is little and I want to hug him and introduce him to a nice pair of scissors.

*takes full responsibility as enabler with glee*

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circ_bamboo November 9 2010, 04:10:24 UTC
If this were in your journal I would suggest you tag it 'what is this i don't even.'

Because, really.

Also, I feel like Winona hacked into his padd to set an alarm, every eight weeks on the nose, to remind him to go get his damn hair cut.

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boosette November 9 2010, 04:13:54 UTC
Damn, you have group tagging turned off. Or LJ made it opt-in instead of opt-out. :P

(You know she did.)

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circ_bamboo November 9 2010, 04:27:16 UTC
(And then he left it and it got transferred to about 20 subsequent padds and then once, while Jim was in for an advising meeting, the haircut-alarm went off, and he very carefully did not tell Jim the whole story.

Winona, on the comm to Jim while he's at SFA: Your advisor's Chris Pike? I went to school with him! What's he up to these days?

Jim: Well, he's getting the big ship that they're building over by you, but I don't know, Ma. He's got an alarm on his padd to remind him to get haircuts.

Winona: *dies laughing* OMG I PUT THAT ALARM THERE!

Jim: ...)

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secretsolitaire November 9 2010, 04:15:19 UTC
Your tags make me laugh almost as much as the ficlet. ;-)

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circ_bamboo November 9 2010, 04:27:32 UTC
Haha, thanks!

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zauzat November 9 2010, 08:46:56 UTC
Adorable, both the ficlet and the comments that follow.

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circ_bamboo November 9 2010, 15:24:08 UTC
Hah, thanks.

(I love how I can write reasonably-explicit porn and post it without a qualm but this? Qualifiers and explanations all over the place.)

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rubynye December 17 2010, 06:43:18 UTC
A miilion years later I wander by this and am OVERWHELMED BY ADORABILITY. Bwee. BWEE.

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circ_bamboo December 17 2010, 19:59:56 UTC
Haha, thanks. :)

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imachar April 4 2012, 04:11:22 UTC
How the hell did I miss this the first time around? Probably because you weren't on my flist back then - but ohhh....it's adorable...sweet baby Chris.

ETA: and now I'm going searching for other things I've missed....

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circ_bamboo April 4 2012, 04:27:17 UTC
Haha. Hope you enjoy. I don't think you missed anything else that is directly relevant to your interests.

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