urbandictionarize meme
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in each of your answers in the search box and record the first definition of each. Some are worth it ~
YOUR NAME: Yu or Lawrence(THERE ARE SOME WEIRDASS SHIT FOR LAWRENCE. Go look it up if you're curious)
**a very confusing name but very cool at the same time
hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.
or
an extremely large penis
he got a lawrence
YOUR AGE: 18
** The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: Jessica
**a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.
WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING: taking notes
**Another word for MONEY.
Damn, she got hella NOTES to pay for all this!
FAVORITE COLOR: Red
**Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
BIRTHTOWN: Taiwan
**A country I DO NOT wish to be united with China. I have gotten enough of the "Taiwan and China are like brothers" crap I have to say something at this point. "Chinese don't kill Chinese" was the line the communists kept repeating when the nationalists government tried to eliminate the threat. Ok, fine, the nationalists heard that and decided to let go--biggest mistake ever. A few years later the communists started to fight the nationalists, who ultimately fled to Taiwan. Oh, but that's not enough. Fifty years later when Taiwan has become an economical wonder they are here talking about *brothers* again! Sorry for me being skeptical, but I and perhaps MOST Taiwanese are not going to be stupid enough to fall for that.
The Chinese government should fix the starvation, illiteracy percentage, unequal property distribution, AIDS carriers, black government operations, human rights violations and communistic society first, then maybe Taiwan would consider an union.
MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY:October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.
and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED: Ashley
a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody
that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her
FAVORITE SPORT (TO WATCH): Tennis
The sport that takes the most athletic ability. Some matches can last for 4 hours, and the players don't get to sit out for like all those prissy little "athletes" in the NBA.
Tennis is good. Basketball is bad.
YOUR LAST NAME: Mien (I LIKED THESE DEFINITIONS SO MUCH IM GONNA PUT ALL OF THEM. I throughly approve of these definitions)
ien or "Mienh/Yao" are nomadic people orignally originated from China. Also, related to the Chinese in bloodline. Some say descendants of the China, but facts showed that they exceeds all asian category. Eg. Mien penis/genitals is in fact 10x the size of a Korean.
Mien pwns all. For every 1 mien person, there are 200 hmong family.
A minority from Asia, originating from China. Totally not parallel with the Hmong. They look much better, their language sounds better, they have more class, and dress better! Compared to the Chinese, our eyes are not as slanted. Compared to the Japanese, our faces are not as flat. Compared to the Vietnamese, we do not walk around with our hugh teeth protruding from our mouths (and our men are not hella fruity). I also agree with the previous post and must say that it is true that Mien guys have bigger penises ...my current boyfriend is the first Mien guy I've ever dated and I am very impressed and satisfied! We are generally good-looking, except for Saechaos because they tend to be dark and over-weight. Sorry I love all Mien people, but I gotta keep it real!
Mien ladies are beautiful!
Mien people are the most respected asians in the whole world. They have the best and most interesting lives throughout history. They own the biggest penises in asian history.
Mien - Hey dude!
Other Asian - Wassup?
Mien - my Penis is 10 inches.!!!
Other Asian - Mine is 1/4 of that =.=
(SO sad for him)
This proves that miens have bigger penises.
urban dictionary is ridiculous.....
YOUR NAME: Yu or Lawrence(THERE ARE SOME WEIRDASS SHIT FOR LAWRENCE. Go look it up if you're curious)
**a very confusing name but very cool at the same time
hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.
or
an extremely large penis
he got a lawrence
YOUR AGE: 18
** The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: Jessica
**a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.
WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING: taking notes
**Another word for MONEY.
Damn, she got hella NOTES to pay for all this!
FAVORITE COLOR: Red
**Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
BIRTHTOWN: Taiwan
**A country I DO NOT wish to be united with China. I have gotten enough of the "Taiwan and China are like brothers" crap I have to say something at this point. "Chinese don't kill Chinese" was the line the communists kept repeating when the nationalists government tried to eliminate the threat. Ok, fine, the nationalists heard that and decided to let go--biggest mistake ever. A few years later the communists started to fight the nationalists, who ultimately fled to Taiwan. Oh, but that's not enough. Fifty years later when Taiwan has become an economical wonder they are here talking about *brothers* again! Sorry for me being skeptical, but I and perhaps MOST Taiwanese are not going to be stupid enough to fall for that.
The Chinese government should fix the starvation, illiteracy percentage, unequal property distribution, AIDS carriers, black government operations, human rights violations and communistic society first, then maybe Taiwan would consider an union.
MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY:October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.
and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED: Ashley
a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody
that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her
FAVORITE SPORT (TO WATCH): Tennis
The sport that takes the most athletic ability. Some matches can last for 4 hours, and the players don't get to sit out for like all those prissy little "athletes" in the NBA.
Tennis is good. Basketball is bad.
YOUR LAST NAME: Mien (I LIKED THESE DEFINITIONS SO MUCH IM GONNA PUT ALL OF THEM. I throughly approve of these definitions)
ien or "Mienh/Yao" are nomadic people orignally originated from China. Also, related to the Chinese in bloodline. Some say descendants of the China, but facts showed that they exceeds all asian category. Eg. Mien penis/genitals is in fact 10x the size of a Korean.
Mien pwns all. For every 1 mien person, there are 200 hmong family.
A minority from Asia, originating from China. Totally not parallel with the Hmong. They look much better, their language sounds better, they have more class, and dress better! Compared to the Chinese, our eyes are not as slanted. Compared to the Japanese, our faces are not as flat. Compared to the Vietnamese, we do not walk around with our hugh teeth protruding from our mouths (and our men are not hella fruity). I also agree with the previous post and must say that it is true that Mien guys have bigger penises ...my current boyfriend is the first Mien guy I've ever dated and I am very impressed and satisfied! We are generally good-looking, except for Saechaos because they tend to be dark and over-weight. Sorry I love all Mien people, but I gotta keep it real!
Mien ladies are beautiful!
Mien people are the most respected asians in the whole world. They have the best and most interesting lives throughout history. They own the biggest penises in asian history.
Mien - Hey dude!
Other Asian - Wassup?
Mien - my Penis is 10 inches.!!!
Other Asian - Mine is 1/4 of that =.=
(SO sad for him)
This proves that miens have bigger penises.
urban dictionary is ridiculous.....