stalky & antilight CAPSLOCK QUOTE BOOK. [the chronicle of a beautiful "friendship".]
OH, THAT'S WHAT YOUR JOB IS? GOD-IN-WAITING? -curtainwizard
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WEREN'T EVEN KILLED BY SOMEONE WHO MATTERED. -cipherhood
DO YOU NEED A STEPLADDER? -curtainwizard
I'LL GIVE YOU A LEG UP, AS LONG AS I GET TO WATCH. -curtainwizard
MY SIDE? MY SIDE? I HAVE NOBODY'S SIDE BUT MY OWN, AND IT HAS ONLY BEEN THREE YEARS OR SO FOR ME SO FAR. I FULLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MY FATHER IS PATHETIC AND HIS WORK WAS HALF-HEARTED, BECAUSE, AS I'VE LEARNED, HE WAS NEVER FULLY DEDICATED TO OVERTHROWING GOD. -cipherhood
CALM DOWN, YOUR HAIR IS SPARKING AGAIN. -curtainwizard
BUT I TRUST WE CAN NOW EXPECT TO SEE THE OVERTHROW OF FORCED SANCTIMONY BEFORE TOO MANY MORE GEOLOGICAL AGES HAVE PASSED? -curtainwizard
*OBESERVES.*
*SHIPS.* -isalright
SIGH. IF WE HAVE SEX, WILL YOU GO AWAY? -curtainwizard
MAYBE I SHOULD FIND OUT WHO RUNS THE MANSION, AND OVERTHROW THEM. I NEED A PROJECT. -curtainwizard
SILLY LIGHT, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY FRAME PROPERLY WHILE BEING SCREWED THROUGH THE WALL BY THE SHINY NEW SATAN? -isalright
"LOVE" WOULD NOT ENTER INTO THE EQUATION IN THE REMOTEST SENSE. -cipherhood
...
NOW YOU'RE DOING IT TOO. -curtainwizard
YOU'RE READING INNUENDO WHERE THERE IS NONE. -cipherhood
HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH THE ELECTRICITY? -curtainwizard
I AM NOT SULKING AND I DID NOT LOSE. -cipherhood
I AM SIMPLY REMARKING UPON THE FACT THAT PAIN HURTS. -cipherhood
THAT'S A BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS STATEMENT, COMING FROM YOU.
WHAT'S GOING TO BE NEXT OUT OF THE DOOR, "WATER IS WET"? -curtainwizard
BEG ALL YOU LIKE.
NO, REALLY, DO. -curtainwizard
HONESTLY, YOUR BEGGING IS PRETTY SUB-PAR ANYWAY. (cipherhood ) // WHAT CAN I SAY. I'M OUT OF PRACTICE. (curtainwizard ) // YOU ARE? I WOULDN'T HAVE GUESSED. IT SEEMED TO COME BACK TO YOU NATURALLY ENOUGH, ANYWAY. (cipherhood ) // ... WHAT. (curtainwizard )
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, MR. PLEASE-STOP-IT-HURTS-I-DON'T-WANT-TO-DIE-PLEASE-STOP? (cipherhood )
MATSUDA TOUTA, IT WAS JUST A BIT OF HARMLESS MINDFUCKERY. YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT! (cipherhood )
YOU FILLED MY HEAD WITH SPIDERS, YOU FUCKING FREAK. (curtainwizard )
YOU ACCIDENTALLY PUT SPIDERS IN MY HEAD? THAT'S EVEN WORSE. (curtainwizard )
YES, BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IT BLINK, THERE'S AN ISSUE HERE:
YOU'RE A LIAR. (curtainwizard )
WELL, I DO LIVE TO IMPRESS YOU. (curtainwizard ) // REALLY? WONDERFUL! DO A HANDSTAND. (cipherhood )
...AREN'T YOU REQUIRED TO IMPREGNATE HER, AT SOME POINT? (curtainwizard )
MY CHEST BELONGS ON YOU?
DON'T LET THAT L WITH THE LIP RING HEAR YOU SAYING THAT. (cipherhood )
SERIOUSLY, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE SPIDERS. (curtainwizard )
IT'S NOT A PLAGUE. IT'S A MIXTURE OF NORMAL, HARMLESS AFTER-TREMORS, AND YOU BEING, WELL, A GODDAMN HEADCASE. (cipherhood )
THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WITH HAIR LIKE A GIRL'S. INCLUDING, YOU KNOW, ACTUAL GIRLS. AND YOU. (cipherhood )
BUT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF USING YOU AS PRACTICE FOR MISA. (cipherhood )
GOD, HOW DID YOU GET TO BE THE ANTICHRIST WITH SOCIAL SKILLS LIKE THAT? (curtainwizard )
THERE IS NO UNIVERSE, WORLD OR SUBSET THEREOF IN WHICH FILLING A ROOM WITH LIGHTNING ISN'T "MONGERING DRAMA". (curtainwizard )
THOUGH I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO ACHIEVE BY MAKING ME LAUGH. (curtainwizard )
PERHAPS I'M REPRESSING SOMETHING. (curtainwizard )
I WOULDN'T HURT YOU, WOULD I? (cipherhood )
DID YOU EVER CONSIDER ALTERNATIVES? TO BEING THE ANTICHRIST, I MEAN. (curtainwizard )
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D EVER GET AROUND TO THAT. (cipherhood )
WOULD IT BE IMPRUDENT OF ME TO RAISE UP FOR DISCOURSE THE NOTION THAT THIS MAY, POSSIBLY, BE DENIAL? (cipherhood )
DEAR ME, I FELL RIGHT INTO YOUR TRAP THERE. (curtainwizard )
THOUGH IF WE START GETTING UP TO THIS KIND OF THING OUTSIDE THE SHOUTY ROOM I WILL BE TERRIBLY CONCERNED. NOT TO MENTION WHAT GOD AND SATAN WILL SAY. (curtainwizard )
I COULD PROBABLY FIX THAT. MAYBE. (curtainwizard )
COMPARED TO THE KIND OF DREAMS YOU USUALLY CROP UP IN? REENACTING THAT WILL BE A DODDLE. (curtainwizard )
YOU'RE IN A ... *TERRIBLE* MOOD, LIGHT. (curtainwizard )
YOU'RE EASILY AMUSED. (cipherhood )
I'D SAY YOU'VE DONE STUPIDER, DON'T WORRY. (cipherhood ) // YES, LIKE MISA.
I MEAN.
NAME ONE. (curtainwizard )
...
...
DID - ER.
DID YOU LIKE IT? (curtainwizard )
WELL, I GUESS IT CAN'T HAVE BEEN ALL THAT BAD THEN. (curtainwizard )
IT'S ... ALMOST A SHAME I DON'T REMEMBER IT. (curtainwizard ) // I WONDER WHAT COLOUR YOU'D TURN IF I OFFERED TO RECTIFY THAT. (cipherhood ) // DEAD ON THE FLOOR, I EXPECT. (curtainwizard )
IT'S VERY UNFAIR OF YOU TO PLAY WITH MY FRAGILE HUMANITY LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW. (curtainwizard )
I WASN'T IN YOUR HEAD. I JUST... PULLED AT IT A LITTLE. (cipherhood )
SO YES, I'VE TURNED IT INTO AN OPPORTUNITY TO WATCH YOU SQUIRM, BUT IT'S A VERY AD HOC PLAN. (cipherhood )
I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD BE THE ONE SQUIRMING.
AFTER THE WAY YOU BEGGED AND MOANED IN THE POINT OF VIEW ROOM, DARLING. (curtainwizard )
I'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU KISSING ME. SO YOU COULD HAVE DONE *A LOT MORE* THAN KISS ME, AND I WOULD BE BLITHELY UNAWARE. (curtainwizard )
YOU JUST PROPOSITIONED ME.
THAT'S... WEIRD. (cipherhood )
SO. THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD. *CAREFULLY* (cipherhood )
WHEN YOUR EYES GO ALL GLOWY LIKE THAT, I KNOW YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF FAR TOO MUCH. (curtainwizard )
*KISSES* (cipherhood )
YOU'RE QUITE CUTE WHEN YOUR EYES GLOW LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. PERHAPS IT'S THE POWER THING. (curtainwizard )
ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING TO ME? MY HEAD, I MEAN, NOT ANYTHING ELSE. (curtainwizard ) // WHICH H (cipherhood ) // EITHER O- (curtainwizard )
*UPTIGHT MOAN*
GOD. WHAT DO YOU *WANT* FROM ME? (curtainwizard )
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT FROM YOU, IF YOU WERE ME?
--WE WERE DISCUSSING SCIENCE. (cipherhood )
I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING BEATIFUL.
*PARENTAL SNIFFLE OF 'AAAW, MY FOSTERED DYSFUNCTION IS ALL GROWN UP' AND THEN HE RUNS FOR FEAR OF LIGHTNING, AGAIN.* (isalright )
GETTING DRUNK REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY, YOU KNOW. THERE WERE OTHER, LESS LIVER-DAMAGING MEANS OF ACHIEVING OBLIVION OPEN TO YOU. (cipherhood ) // AND I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE ASKED YOU, BUT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE IDEA ALL ROUND. (curtainwizard ) // I DON'T KNOW, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO BAD. I COULD HAVE SCREWED YOU SENSELESS AND YOUR PROBLEM OF CONSCIOUSNESS WOULD BE SOLVED. MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL, AND HEALTHY TO BOOT. (cipherhood )
... I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE US TO M... THE LIBRARY. *FOLDS ARMS* (cipherhood ) // OH YES? *HOLDS OUT HAND AGAIN. HALF-SMIRK* I'D LIKE TO SEE IT, YOU KNOW. (curtainwizard ) // IT'S VERY LARGE. *TAKES HAND, AND DEMATERIALIZES THEM.* (cipherhood )
... DID YOU JUST SQUEAK? (cipherhood )
TRUST ME, I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. (cipherhood )
... WAIT, AM I ON YOUR LAP NOW? (curtainwizard )
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WEREN'T EVEN KILLED BY SOMEONE WHO MATTERED. -cipherhood
DO YOU NEED A STEPLADDER? -curtainwizard
I'LL GIVE YOU A LEG UP, AS LONG AS I GET TO WATCH. -curtainwizard
MY SIDE? MY SIDE? I HAVE NOBODY'S SIDE BUT MY OWN, AND IT HAS ONLY BEEN THREE YEARS OR SO FOR ME SO FAR. I FULLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MY FATHER IS PATHETIC AND HIS WORK WAS HALF-HEARTED, BECAUSE, AS I'VE LEARNED, HE WAS NEVER FULLY DEDICATED TO OVERTHROWING GOD. -cipherhood
CALM DOWN, YOUR HAIR IS SPARKING AGAIN. -curtainwizard
BUT I TRUST WE CAN NOW EXPECT TO SEE THE OVERTHROW OF FORCED SANCTIMONY BEFORE TOO MANY MORE GEOLOGICAL AGES HAVE PASSED? -curtainwizard
*OBESERVES.*
*SHIPS.* -isalright
SIGH. IF WE HAVE SEX, WILL YOU GO AWAY? -curtainwizard
MAYBE I SHOULD FIND OUT WHO RUNS THE MANSION, AND OVERTHROW THEM. I NEED A PROJECT. -curtainwizard
SILLY LIGHT, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY FRAME PROPERLY WHILE BEING SCREWED THROUGH THE WALL BY THE SHINY NEW SATAN? -isalright
"LOVE" WOULD NOT ENTER INTO THE EQUATION IN THE REMOTEST SENSE. -cipherhood
...
NOW YOU'RE DOING IT TOO. -curtainwizard
YOU'RE READING INNUENDO WHERE THERE IS NONE. -cipherhood
HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH THE ELECTRICITY? -curtainwizard
I AM NOT SULKING AND I DID NOT LOSE. -cipherhood
I AM SIMPLY REMARKING UPON THE FACT THAT PAIN HURTS. -cipherhood
THAT'S A BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS STATEMENT, COMING FROM YOU.
WHAT'S GOING TO BE NEXT OUT OF THE DOOR, "WATER IS WET"? -curtainwizard
BEG ALL YOU LIKE.
NO, REALLY, DO. -curtainwizard
HONESTLY, YOUR BEGGING IS PRETTY SUB-PAR ANYWAY. (cipherhood ) // WHAT CAN I SAY. I'M OUT OF PRACTICE. (curtainwizard ) // YOU ARE? I WOULDN'T HAVE GUESSED. IT SEEMED TO COME BACK TO YOU NATURALLY ENOUGH, ANYWAY. (cipherhood ) // ... WHAT. (curtainwizard )
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, MR. PLEASE-STOP-IT-HURTS-I-DON'T-WANT-TO-DIE-PLEASE-STOP? (cipherhood )
MATSUDA TOUTA, IT WAS JUST A BIT OF HARMLESS MINDFUCKERY. YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT! (cipherhood )
YOU FILLED MY HEAD WITH SPIDERS, YOU FUCKING FREAK. (curtainwizard )
YOU ACCIDENTALLY PUT SPIDERS IN MY HEAD? THAT'S EVEN WORSE. (curtainwizard )
YES, BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IT BLINK, THERE'S AN ISSUE HERE:
YOU'RE A LIAR. (curtainwizard )
WELL, I DO LIVE TO IMPRESS YOU. (curtainwizard ) // REALLY? WONDERFUL! DO A HANDSTAND. (cipherhood )
...AREN'T YOU REQUIRED TO IMPREGNATE HER, AT SOME POINT? (curtainwizard )
MY CHEST BELONGS ON YOU?
DON'T LET THAT L WITH THE LIP RING HEAR YOU SAYING THAT. (cipherhood )
SERIOUSLY, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE SPIDERS. (curtainwizard )
IT'S NOT A PLAGUE. IT'S A MIXTURE OF NORMAL, HARMLESS AFTER-TREMORS, AND YOU BEING, WELL, A GODDAMN HEADCASE. (cipherhood )
THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WITH HAIR LIKE A GIRL'S. INCLUDING, YOU KNOW, ACTUAL GIRLS. AND YOU. (cipherhood )
BUT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF USING YOU AS PRACTICE FOR MISA. (cipherhood )
GOD, HOW DID YOU GET TO BE THE ANTICHRIST WITH SOCIAL SKILLS LIKE THAT? (curtainwizard )
THERE IS NO UNIVERSE, WORLD OR SUBSET THEREOF IN WHICH FILLING A ROOM WITH LIGHTNING ISN'T "MONGERING DRAMA". (curtainwizard )
THOUGH I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO ACHIEVE BY MAKING ME LAUGH. (curtainwizard )
PERHAPS I'M REPRESSING SOMETHING. (curtainwizard )
I WOULDN'T HURT YOU, WOULD I? (cipherhood )
DID YOU EVER CONSIDER ALTERNATIVES? TO BEING THE ANTICHRIST, I MEAN. (curtainwizard )
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D EVER GET AROUND TO THAT. (cipherhood )
WOULD IT BE IMPRUDENT OF ME TO RAISE UP FOR DISCOURSE THE NOTION THAT THIS MAY, POSSIBLY, BE DENIAL? (cipherhood )
DEAR ME, I FELL RIGHT INTO YOUR TRAP THERE. (curtainwizard )
THOUGH IF WE START GETTING UP TO THIS KIND OF THING OUTSIDE THE SHOUTY ROOM I WILL BE TERRIBLY CONCERNED. NOT TO MENTION WHAT GOD AND SATAN WILL SAY. (curtainwizard )
I COULD PROBABLY FIX THAT. MAYBE. (curtainwizard )
COMPARED TO THE KIND OF DREAMS YOU USUALLY CROP UP IN? REENACTING THAT WILL BE A DODDLE. (curtainwizard )
YOU'RE IN A ... *TERRIBLE* MOOD, LIGHT. (curtainwizard )
YOU'RE EASILY AMUSED. (cipherhood )
I'D SAY YOU'VE DONE STUPIDER, DON'T WORRY. (cipherhood ) // YES, LIKE MISA.
I MEAN.
NAME ONE. (curtainwizard )
...
...
DID - ER.
DID YOU LIKE IT? (curtainwizard )
WELL, I GUESS IT CAN'T HAVE BEEN ALL THAT BAD THEN. (curtainwizard )
IT'S ... ALMOST A SHAME I DON'T REMEMBER IT. (curtainwizard ) // I WONDER WHAT COLOUR YOU'D TURN IF I OFFERED TO RECTIFY THAT. (cipherhood ) // DEAD ON THE FLOOR, I EXPECT. (curtainwizard )
IT'S VERY UNFAIR OF YOU TO PLAY WITH MY FRAGILE HUMANITY LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW. (curtainwizard )
I WASN'T IN YOUR HEAD. I JUST... PULLED AT IT A LITTLE. (cipherhood )
SO YES, I'VE TURNED IT INTO AN OPPORTUNITY TO WATCH YOU SQUIRM, BUT IT'S A VERY AD HOC PLAN. (cipherhood )
I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD BE THE ONE SQUIRMING.
AFTER THE WAY YOU BEGGED AND MOANED IN THE POINT OF VIEW ROOM, DARLING. (curtainwizard )
I'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU KISSING ME. SO YOU COULD HAVE DONE *A LOT MORE* THAN KISS ME, AND I WOULD BE BLITHELY UNAWARE. (curtainwizard )
YOU JUST PROPOSITIONED ME.
THAT'S... WEIRD. (cipherhood )
SO. THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD. *CAREFULLY* (cipherhood )
WHEN YOUR EYES GO ALL GLOWY LIKE THAT, I KNOW YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF FAR TOO MUCH. (curtainwizard )
*KISSES* (cipherhood )
YOU'RE QUITE CUTE WHEN YOUR EYES GLOW LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. PERHAPS IT'S THE POWER THING. (curtainwizard )
ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING TO ME? MY HEAD, I MEAN, NOT ANYTHING ELSE. (curtainwizard ) // WHICH H (cipherhood ) // EITHER O- (curtainwizard )
*UPTIGHT MOAN*
GOD. WHAT DO YOU *WANT* FROM ME? (curtainwizard )
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT FROM YOU, IF YOU WERE ME?
--WE WERE DISCUSSING SCIENCE. (cipherhood )
I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING BEATIFUL.
*PARENTAL SNIFFLE OF 'AAAW, MY FOSTERED DYSFUNCTION IS ALL GROWN UP' AND THEN HE RUNS FOR FEAR OF LIGHTNING, AGAIN.* (isalright )
GETTING DRUNK REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY, YOU KNOW. THERE WERE OTHER, LESS LIVER-DAMAGING MEANS OF ACHIEVING OBLIVION OPEN TO YOU. (cipherhood ) // AND I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE ASKED YOU, BUT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE IDEA ALL ROUND. (curtainwizard ) // I DON'T KNOW, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO BAD. I COULD HAVE SCREWED YOU SENSELESS AND YOUR PROBLEM OF CONSCIOUSNESS WOULD BE SOLVED. MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL, AND HEALTHY TO BOOT. (cipherhood )
... I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE US TO M... THE LIBRARY. *FOLDS ARMS* (cipherhood ) // OH YES? *HOLDS OUT HAND AGAIN. HALF-SMIRK* I'D LIKE TO SEE IT, YOU KNOW. (curtainwizard ) // IT'S VERY LARGE. *TAKES HAND, AND DEMATERIALIZES THEM.* (cipherhood )
... DID YOU JUST SQUEAK? (cipherhood )
TRUST ME, I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. (cipherhood )
... WAIT, AM I ON YOUR LAP NOW? (curtainwizard )