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Top Twenty-Five Things You Don't Do, According to Lil Wayne On The Carter III
25. Fix ya lips unless you 'bout to suck his dick
24. Jump your nest
23. Ever get too comfortable
22. Shoot him down
21. Ask him shit unless it concern a price
20. Listen to a lady
19. Get scared
18. Let it smear
17. Know how to prove it
16. Let the devil in
15. Play, pussy
14. Be dumb
13. Let him be misunderstood
12. Understand him
11. Do this
10. Let Mrs. Carter grieve
9. Wake him cause he's sleeping
8. Ask him what's wrong
7. Clash with the titan
6. Play in her garden
5. Smell her flower
4. Forget Weezy
3. Get him wrong, he could do that pussy right
2. Believe in him
1. Trip if he lights one
Top Ten Things Lil Wayne Doesn't Do, According to Lil Wayne On The Carter III
10. Owe you, like two vowels
9. Rap, he films movies
8. Fantasize
7. Have to get his tooth fixed
6. Write shit, cuz he ain't got time
5. Have the answer
4. Wanna finish
3. Know what you are on
2. Give a fuck if you see him
1. Care
Top Fifty Things Lil Wayne Is, According To Lil Wayne on The Carter III
50. Just a soul whose intentions are good
49. A bastard
48. A venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed
47. A missle
46. Okay, but his is watch sick
45. Hotter than the Sunday after Saturday
44. Not finished
43. A young money millionaire
42. Hotter than summer rain
41. Back again
40. A Martian
39. An alien
38. Out of this world, hoe
37. Peepin at you people different
36. The bomb, like tick tick
35. A savage like Noah, Ben, and Randy
34. Richer than Nicole
33. Swimming in bucks
32. So far from the othars, I meant others
31. A beast
30. A dog
29. A motherfuckin problem
28. On it
27. Better. If not now, then never
26. Hyper
25. So on it
24. Greedy
23. Cool, like LA nights
22. Amazing
21. Still on that street shit
20. The real deal, no pickle
19. So aware
18. A lion
17. Married to that crazy bitch, call him Kevin Federline
16. Rare like Mr. Clean with hair
14. Like a turtle, when he sips the purple
13. Healed
12. Agriculture
11. A monster
10. So fly he needs his ass kicked
9. All about weed
8. Starving
7. Screwed up
6. A motherfuckin cajun
5. Drinking hot tea
4. Him times three
3. A damn tarantula
2. Ill
1. Nothing like you
Top Twenty-Five Things You Don't Do, According to Lil Wayne On The Carter III
25. Fix ya lips unless you 'bout to suck his dick
24. Jump your nest
23. Ever get too comfortable
22. Shoot him down
21. Ask him shit unless it concern a price
20. Listen to a lady
19. Get scared
18. Let it smear
17. Know how to prove it
16. Let the devil in
15. Play, pussy
14. Be dumb
13. Let him be misunderstood
12. Understand him
11. Do this
10. Let Mrs. Carter grieve
9. Wake him cause he's sleeping
8. Ask him what's wrong
7. Clash with the titan
6. Play in her garden
5. Smell her flower
4. Forget Weezy
3. Get him wrong, he could do that pussy right
2. Believe in him
1. Trip if he lights one
Top Ten Things Lil Wayne Doesn't Do, According to Lil Wayne On The Carter III
10. Owe you, like two vowels
9. Rap, he films movies
8. Fantasize
7. Have to get his tooth fixed
6. Write shit, cuz he ain't got time
5. Have the answer
4. Wanna finish
3. Know what you are on
2. Give a fuck if you see him
1. Care
Top Fifty Things Lil Wayne Is, According To Lil Wayne on The Carter III
50. Just a soul whose intentions are good
49. A bastard
48. A venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed
47. A missle
46. Okay, but his is watch sick
45. Hotter than the Sunday after Saturday
44. Not finished
43. A young money millionaire
42. Hotter than summer rain
41. Back again
40. A Martian
39. An alien
38. Out of this world, hoe
37. Peepin at you people different
36. The bomb, like tick tick
35. A savage like Noah, Ben, and Randy
34. Richer than Nicole
33. Swimming in bucks
32. So far from the othars, I meant others
31. A beast
30. A dog
29. A motherfuckin problem
28. On it
27. Better. If not now, then never
26. Hyper
25. So on it
24. Greedy
23. Cool, like LA nights
22. Amazing
21. Still on that street shit
20. The real deal, no pickle
19. So aware
18. A lion
17. Married to that crazy bitch, call him Kevin Federline
16. Rare like Mr. Clean with hair
14. Like a turtle, when he sips the purple
13. Healed
12. Agriculture
11. A monster
10. So fly he needs his ass kicked
9. All about weed
8. Starving
7. Screwed up
6. A motherfuckin cajun
5. Drinking hot tea
4. Him times three
3. A damn tarantula
2. Ill
1. Nothing like you