colin? naked? what?!!

Jun 24, 2004 10:43

according to my sources...

Colin Farrell: Free Willy?
We're starting to believe that whole "luck of the Irish" thing, at least when it comes to Colin Farrell (well, either that, or the "luck of his plucky publicist"). The London Sun reports a pivotal scene has been cut from the hard-partying actor's upcoming movie "A Home at the End of the World." For most stars, this would be bad news, but for Colin, it's a move that will likely land him in the revered company of Milton Berle and Willem Dafoe.

According to the paper, a full-frontal nude scene Farrell shot for the drama ended up on the cutting room [NO!!!] floor when it proved too much for preview audiences to handle. In other words, Colin's private parts apparently put the "big" in "big screen."

"All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full-frontal pose," an insider tells the paper. "The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Adds director Michael Mayer, "It was distracting." [fuck yeah it'd be distracting! he can distract me all he wants!]

The Sun claims an irate Farrell has insisted his butt nekkid emoting be included on the DVD. [i cannot WAIT for that!] Gushes the source, "Producers have agreed, so his female fans have a treat in store."

This story seems to lend credence to a similar report that appeared in People about the nude scene, with one witness telling the mag, "Colin has nothing to be embarrassed about."

all i know is that it'd better not be big tease, like what happened with troy and all the hype about brad pitts supposed nude scenes. those were a huge disappointment.
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