{BIGBANG} In the Beginning
IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS A DEPRESSED DRAGON, AND A VERY CONFUSED GROUP BEHIND HIM…
The Big Bang group was busy discussing their upcoming album release. They had already begun working on lyrics and were almost prepared to record and shoot for music videos when Jiyong became utterly depressed. Depressed in a fashion that couldn’t be resolved very easily.
“BUT WHAT IF THEY HATE OUR ALBUM? I MEAN IT HAS MY NAME ATTACHED TO IT AND THE WHOLE WORLD HATES ME!” Jiyong cried out, attaching himself to a teddy bear a fan gave him. “‘OH LOOK, JIYONG WROTE THESE LYRICS. THEY’RE PLAGIARIZED.’ IT’S ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER WITH ME!”
“Not everyone hates you,” Seungri murmured. “A fan gave you the cute teddy-“
“SURE ENOUGH I BET SHE HATES ME NOW TOO!”
Seunghyun sighed. “You’re being childish, Ji. Shut the fuck up.”
“YOUR MOTHER WAS A DONKEY. DON’T TELL ME TO SHUT UP!” Again, the tears ensued.
Daesung just blinked, staring at the scene in the bedroom as he quietly shuffled away. There was no way he was getting his face torn off for chiming in on that mess.
Youngbae was busy praying in his own room when Jiyong huffed and sat down on his bed. “Youngbae, I’m thinking we push back preparations awhile, ‘cause I don’t feel good and-“
Youngbae continued praying, ignoring essentially everything Jiyong said. “…Bless us in this difficult time…”
“DONG YOUNGBAE. LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!”
Youngbae slowly turned his head and stared at Jiyong. “What in God’s name do you want, Jiyong?”
“I was saying how we need to change the release date because… I’m depressed and I’m afraid everyone will hate me and no one likes me anymore and I always do everything wrong and-“
“Okay, Jiyong. Shut up.”
“WHY IS EVERYONE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP?”
“You’re worrying. A lot. It’s ridiculous.”
“……………………”
“What? It’s the truth! I don’t lie.”
Jiyong narrowed his eyes. “YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS FUCKING-“
The moment Jiyong began raging at him, Youngbae grabbed the sides of Jiyong’s face and continued praying. Jiyong’s volume level only rose, in which Youngbae’s did as well. “WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR FUCKING-“
“BLESS THIS CHILD FOR HE’S AN IMBECILE BENT ON WORLD DESTRUCTION-“
“-PRAYING, YOU GIANT DOUCHE BAG. LET GO OF MY DAMN FACE YOU-“
“WHO IS LIKE A LITTLE LOST SHEEP, FOR HE HAS NOT FOUND HIS WAY. FATHER, FORGIVE JIYONG FOR BEING AN IDIOT HE’S JUST-“
“-BASTARD. RELEASE ME BEFORE I PUNCH YOU-“
“-A BIT WORRIED BECAUSE HE’S A BABY LIKE THAT-“
“-IN THE FUCKING FACE.”
“-AND HE SHOULD REALLY CHILL OUT.”
The entire time this is occurring, Seunghyun, Daesung, and Seungri are staring in utter confusion and disbelief at the scene before them. “What the-“ Seunghyun began.
“I think it’s safe to not ask,” Daesung muttered in reply.
Seungri just nodded at the two of them in agreement, and together they moved away from the door.
=
“So… Youngbae? What are you gonna do with your vacation?” Jiyong asked, now calm.
“Probably go hang out in the United States. Visit some people. I’m bored.”
“Oh what the hell. You’re ditching me? YOU HATE ME TOO DON’T-“
“JIYONG, DON’T FUCKING GO THERE.”
Youngbae gasped. Jiyong began cackling. “YOU SAID A BAD WORD, YOUNGBAE.”
“SHUT UP, JIYONG.” Youngbae began praying instantly, motioning the cross over his heart multiple times.
“Daesung! What have you got planned?”
“My voice acting is about it. I don’t really know otherwise,” Daesung said cheerfully.
Then it was time to harass the maknae. “Seungri?”
Seungri was busy munching on some crackers. “Mm?”
“What are you doing on our vacation?”
“I’m working on my solo album!” Seungri replied excitedly. “Are you gonna work with me on it?”
“I DUNNO. EVERY TIME I TOUCH SOMETHING IT TURNS INTO SHIT!” Jiyong screeched, crying.
Seungri was startled. “NO, HYUNG! NO! IT’LL BE FINE! WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!”
Jiyong sniffled. “If you say so…”
Off to harass Seunghyun. “Let me guess, you’re doing something awesome with your vacation, too…” Jiyong muttered.
“Actually, YG wanted me to ask you if you wanted to work on a collaboration album with me since everyone else it busy.”
Jiyong stared. “BUT WHAT-“
“BEFORE YOU START RAGING, JUST FUCKING SAY YES OR NO, YOU LITTLE BITCH.”
Jiyong squinted at him. “Fine. But if we get crap for it, your bad.”
Seunghyun just sighed.
And this was how GD & TOP came to be, until their group album would be released.
The Big Bang group was busy discussing their upcoming album release. They had already begun working on lyrics and were almost prepared to record and shoot for music videos when Jiyong became utterly depressed. Depressed in a fashion that couldn’t be resolved very easily.
“BUT WHAT IF THEY HATE OUR ALBUM? I MEAN IT HAS MY NAME ATTACHED TO IT AND THE WHOLE WORLD HATES ME!” Jiyong cried out, attaching himself to a teddy bear a fan gave him. “‘OH LOOK, JIYONG WROTE THESE LYRICS. THEY’RE PLAGIARIZED.’ IT’S ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER WITH ME!”
“Not everyone hates you,” Seungri murmured. “A fan gave you the cute teddy-“
“SURE ENOUGH I BET SHE HATES ME NOW TOO!”
Seunghyun sighed. “You’re being childish, Ji. Shut the fuck up.”
“YOUR MOTHER WAS A DONKEY. DON’T TELL ME TO SHUT UP!” Again, the tears ensued.
Daesung just blinked, staring at the scene in the bedroom as he quietly shuffled away. There was no way he was getting his face torn off for chiming in on that mess.
Youngbae was busy praying in his own room when Jiyong huffed and sat down on his bed. “Youngbae, I’m thinking we push back preparations awhile, ‘cause I don’t feel good and-“
Youngbae continued praying, ignoring essentially everything Jiyong said. “…Bless us in this difficult time…”
“DONG YOUNGBAE. LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!”
Youngbae slowly turned his head and stared at Jiyong. “What in God’s name do you want, Jiyong?”
“I was saying how we need to change the release date because… I’m depressed and I’m afraid everyone will hate me and no one likes me anymore and I always do everything wrong and-“
“Okay, Jiyong. Shut up.”
“WHY IS EVERYONE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP?”
“You’re worrying. A lot. It’s ridiculous.”
“……………………”
“What? It’s the truth! I don’t lie.”
Jiyong narrowed his eyes. “YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS FUCKING-“
The moment Jiyong began raging at him, Youngbae grabbed the sides of Jiyong’s face and continued praying. Jiyong’s volume level only rose, in which Youngbae’s did as well. “WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR FUCKING-“
“BLESS THIS CHILD FOR HE’S AN IMBECILE BENT ON WORLD DESTRUCTION-“
“-PRAYING, YOU GIANT DOUCHE BAG. LET GO OF MY DAMN FACE YOU-“
“WHO IS LIKE A LITTLE LOST SHEEP, FOR HE HAS NOT FOUND HIS WAY. FATHER, FORGIVE JIYONG FOR BEING AN IDIOT HE’S JUST-“
“-BASTARD. RELEASE ME BEFORE I PUNCH YOU-“
“-A BIT WORRIED BECAUSE HE’S A BABY LIKE THAT-“
“-IN THE FUCKING FACE.”
“-AND HE SHOULD REALLY CHILL OUT.”
The entire time this is occurring, Seunghyun, Daesung, and Seungri are staring in utter confusion and disbelief at the scene before them. “What the-“ Seunghyun began.
“I think it’s safe to not ask,” Daesung muttered in reply.
Seungri just nodded at the two of them in agreement, and together they moved away from the door.
=
“So… Youngbae? What are you gonna do with your vacation?” Jiyong asked, now calm.
“Probably go hang out in the United States. Visit some people. I’m bored.”
“Oh what the hell. You’re ditching me? YOU HATE ME TOO DON’T-“
“JIYONG, DON’T FUCKING GO THERE.”
Youngbae gasped. Jiyong began cackling. “YOU SAID A BAD WORD, YOUNGBAE.”
“SHUT UP, JIYONG.” Youngbae began praying instantly, motioning the cross over his heart multiple times.
“Daesung! What have you got planned?”
“My voice acting is about it. I don’t really know otherwise,” Daesung said cheerfully.
Then it was time to harass the maknae. “Seungri?”
Seungri was busy munching on some crackers. “Mm?”
“What are you doing on our vacation?”
“I’m working on my solo album!” Seungri replied excitedly. “Are you gonna work with me on it?”
“I DUNNO. EVERY TIME I TOUCH SOMETHING IT TURNS INTO SHIT!” Jiyong screeched, crying.
Seungri was startled. “NO, HYUNG! NO! IT’LL BE FINE! WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!”
Jiyong sniffled. “If you say so…”
Off to harass Seunghyun. “Let me guess, you’re doing something awesome with your vacation, too…” Jiyong muttered.
“Actually, YG wanted me to ask you if you wanted to work on a collaboration album with me since everyone else it busy.”
Jiyong stared. “BUT WHAT-“
“BEFORE YOU START RAGING, JUST FUCKING SAY YES OR NO, YOU LITTLE BITCH.”
Jiyong squinted at him. “Fine. But if we get crap for it, your bad.”
Seunghyun just sighed.
And this was how GD & TOP came to be, until their group album would be released.