I never name things. I just cannot name without feeling ridiculous about it. In harvest moon (yeah i know.. GAY! but i swear to god its fun!!) id call my cow Cow, my horse Horse, and my chickens were Chicken 1-9 (i think there were 9... gah i forget). Once in a while tho I like the names I pick ^_^.
There was a single named thing in my fishtank: my cleaner shrimp Pierre (or was it Jacques? i forget... point is it died, ive gone thru two shrimps, jacques and pierre and both died lol). Seeing how the only named thing in there died, I had to go buy some other thing at the fish shop (not so much cause it was named but really more for the heck of it.. anywho)... thats when i got this thing!
I give you...... MORDOR (OMGROFLs!) (In case anyone is curious (no one really is but who cares) Mordor is a Crocea Giant Clam)
If anyone misses the reference . . . . I kill you. . . . . IMO its pretty damned obvious....