My first good college story...
Weekends start early at college I guess. So last night I was in my room and I looked out the window and sitting in a driveway across the street was a kid just rocking back and forth. Then someone came out of my dorm with a chair and lifted the rocking kid onto it. Then he tried to like pick up the chair to carry crazy kid inside, but crazy kid freaked out and the chair fell over and he started rocking again and screamed over and over again "I won't go back!". Then a car pulled up near him to drop some people off and he got up and grabbed the chair and ran off into the night carrying it over his head. Can you say acid?