I can write a background check.

[cinnamonpunk]

Dear Black & Decker,

One time Rob was being sketchy at the pond street park in the middle of the night.


And one time he wore a pink wig.


And one time he was a pimp.


And one time he wore a fantastic suit.


And one time he impersonated a tapir.


And one time he bought an awesome fedora.


And one time he pointed at lemon wraps.


And one time he was Victorian.


Sincerely, Kathy