Fic: Smurfette's Role (non-HP)
Title: Smurfette's Role
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Smurf Orgy
Words: 675
Warnings: Misuse of children's characters, squick, orgy
Summary: Anybody ever wonder why Smurfette was the only female smurf on the Smurfs? Well I did.
Beta: No one was willing...haha
A/N: This is written for the AWDT challenge, "It's a beautiful feeling." This is my first time entering that challenge. I have to blame this fic on my hubby who told me to write it after I told him about Jamie2109's Bananas in Pyjamas smut. So with that said, you can blame both hubby AND Jaime2109 for planting this awful idea in my head. Haha.
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I always wondered why Smurfette was the only female Smurf. So I began to watch their home of mushroom houses to find out for myself. This is an account of what happened on Day 13 of my surveillance.
Smurfette strolled through the streets of the Smurf village, her blonde hair swaying in the light breeze as she passed by the mushroom shaped houses. Enamored Smurf was following close behind, having just woken up from a night of crying over her refusal. He had his heart set on trying again.
He followed as she passed by yet another tree he had carved their initials in and rolled her Smurfy eyes. She continued to walk until she came upon Hefty. He was lifting a Smurfy dumbbell, his heart shaped tattoo standing out brightly on his Smurfy arm.
“Hi Hefty!” Smurfette called out.
Enamored Smurf pouted a few steps behind her, but didn’t move, except to sit on the ground and pick at the daisies. Brainy ran towards the group, yelling for Smurfette.
“ SMURFETTE! You should be smurfing with Papa Smurf right now, not smurfing with Hefty.”
“Oh go smurf yourself,” Hefty replied.
Brainy frowned, but promptly ran off.
“See what you’ve done?” Smurfette berated.
She went running in the direction Brainy had gone. Hefty ran after her shouting apologies and Enamored Smurf got up and followed too. When they finally came to the door Brainy had ran too, they heard stifled moans.
Hefty threw open the door and the group stared at the interesting predicament Brainy had been found in. Brainy was known for taking everything too seriously, and there he as smurfing himself right there on the rug. Hefty finally began to snicker.
“Smurfette, you really shouldn’t let him smurf alone like that,” Hefty said with a smile.
Smurfette strode across the room and sat on the rug next to Brainy. She threw back her long hair and leaned over, taking his smurf in her hand and stroking it enthusiastically. Her round Smurf behind swayed in the air, Enamored Smurf’s eyes locked on it tightly.
“You should go get yourself some smurf,” Hefty whispered in Enamored Smurf’s ear.
Like magnetism, he was drawn to her by Hefty’s words. When he reached her bouncy behind, he lifted her dress and plunged deep into her smurf. Her moan was stifled by the smurf filling her mouth.
As Brainy shot off his load, Hefty quickly replaced his smurf with Brainy’s limp one. Brainy lay sated next to the group as they continued their ministrations. Enamored Smurf followed close behind Brainy and shot his load deep into her smurf. He rolled over sated on the other side.
Hefty rolled Smurfette onto her back and placed his legs on either side of her, continuing to plunge into her mouth. The action was quickly followed by loud sniffing and the sound of shifting feet.
“What’s that I smell?” sounded Greedy’s voice as he came into the room.
Everything was tasty to Greedy and seeing the buffet between her legs, laying in front of him for the taking, made his heart jump. He quickly lunged between her legs with a long swipe of his tongue.
“One should live to smurf, not smurf to live,” he called out before diving his tongue back into her smurf.
Several minutes later, as the group of now five all lay sated on the rug, Brainy was the first who spoke.
“We should really get smurfing before Papa Smurf finds out we all smurfed.”
Leaving the small mushroom shaped house, they came across Vanity Smurf.
“Where have you all been?” he asked enthusiastically.
Smurfette lightly adjusted the flower in Vanity Smurf’s bonnet as he checked himself in his mirror again.
“Nothing you’d be smurfed in Vanity,” she told him softly as the group dispersed.
“Well, all’s well,” said Vanity. “Let’s go talk fashion. Shall we?”
So now I know why Smurfette is the only Smurf in the village. And so shall you. If I was Smurfette, I’d only have one thing to say. “It’s a beautiful feeling!”
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If you dared to read it...thank you so much! GAH! Must to read good HP pr0n and get this fic out of my head. Ahhhh! *runs to must read list*
-Elle
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Smurf Orgy
Words: 675
Warnings: Misuse of children's characters, squick, orgy
Summary: Anybody ever wonder why Smurfette was the only female smurf on the Smurfs? Well I did.
Beta: No one was willing...haha
A/N: This is written for the AWDT challenge, "It's a beautiful feeling." This is my first time entering that challenge. I have to blame this fic on my hubby who told me to write it after I told him about Jamie2109's Bananas in Pyjamas smut. So with that said, you can blame both hubby AND Jaime2109 for planting this awful idea in my head. Haha.
***
I always wondered why Smurfette was the only female Smurf. So I began to watch their home of mushroom houses to find out for myself. This is an account of what happened on Day 13 of my surveillance.
Smurfette strolled through the streets of the Smurf village, her blonde hair swaying in the light breeze as she passed by the mushroom shaped houses. Enamored Smurf was following close behind, having just woken up from a night of crying over her refusal. He had his heart set on trying again.
He followed as she passed by yet another tree he had carved their initials in and rolled her Smurfy eyes. She continued to walk until she came upon Hefty. He was lifting a Smurfy dumbbell, his heart shaped tattoo standing out brightly on his Smurfy arm.
“Hi Hefty!” Smurfette called out.
Enamored Smurf pouted a few steps behind her, but didn’t move, except to sit on the ground and pick at the daisies. Brainy ran towards the group, yelling for Smurfette.
“ SMURFETTE! You should be smurfing with Papa Smurf right now, not smurfing with Hefty.”
“Oh go smurf yourself,” Hefty replied.
Brainy frowned, but promptly ran off.
“See what you’ve done?” Smurfette berated.
She went running in the direction Brainy had gone. Hefty ran after her shouting apologies and Enamored Smurf got up and followed too. When they finally came to the door Brainy had ran too, they heard stifled moans.
Hefty threw open the door and the group stared at the interesting predicament Brainy had been found in. Brainy was known for taking everything too seriously, and there he as smurfing himself right there on the rug. Hefty finally began to snicker.
“Smurfette, you really shouldn’t let him smurf alone like that,” Hefty said with a smile.
Smurfette strode across the room and sat on the rug next to Brainy. She threw back her long hair and leaned over, taking his smurf in her hand and stroking it enthusiastically. Her round Smurf behind swayed in the air, Enamored Smurf’s eyes locked on it tightly.
“You should go get yourself some smurf,” Hefty whispered in Enamored Smurf’s ear.
Like magnetism, he was drawn to her by Hefty’s words. When he reached her bouncy behind, he lifted her dress and plunged deep into her smurf. Her moan was stifled by the smurf filling her mouth.
As Brainy shot off his load, Hefty quickly replaced his smurf with Brainy’s limp one. Brainy lay sated next to the group as they continued their ministrations. Enamored Smurf followed close behind Brainy and shot his load deep into her smurf. He rolled over sated on the other side.
Hefty rolled Smurfette onto her back and placed his legs on either side of her, continuing to plunge into her mouth. The action was quickly followed by loud sniffing and the sound of shifting feet.
“What’s that I smell?” sounded Greedy’s voice as he came into the room.
Everything was tasty to Greedy and seeing the buffet between her legs, laying in front of him for the taking, made his heart jump. He quickly lunged between her legs with a long swipe of his tongue.
“One should live to smurf, not smurf to live,” he called out before diving his tongue back into her smurf.
Several minutes later, as the group of now five all lay sated on the rug, Brainy was the first who spoke.
“We should really get smurfing before Papa Smurf finds out we all smurfed.”
Leaving the small mushroom shaped house, they came across Vanity Smurf.
“Where have you all been?” he asked enthusiastically.
Smurfette lightly adjusted the flower in Vanity Smurf’s bonnet as he checked himself in his mirror again.
“Nothing you’d be smurfed in Vanity,” she told him softly as the group dispersed.
“Well, all’s well,” said Vanity. “Let’s go talk fashion. Shall we?”
So now I know why Smurfette is the only Smurf in the village. And so shall you. If I was Smurfette, I’d only have one thing to say. “It’s a beautiful feeling!”
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If you dared to read it...thank you so much! GAH! Must to read good HP pr0n and get this fic out of my head. Ahhhh! *runs to must read list*
-Elle