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Roger Federer and Swiss cheese are very similar in that they are both utterly boring.
It's no fun watching Fed play tennis. Freaking puts me to sleep.
If we do have a Nadal/Fed final, Rafa must kill. Freaking cutabitch. Because I cannot take another one of Fed's smirky, "Oh, another trophy for my shelf" victory speeches.
Oh, and also, John Isner? You RUINED the US Open. You took out Roddick and then you lost to Verdasco who lost to Djokovic, and now, instead of seeing a much needed rematch of that horrid Wimbledon final between A-Rod (he IS the real A-Rod, damnit!) and Feddacheese, we have to watch two douchemonkeys battle it out to be in the final. *glare* It's all on your hands, Isner. You just had to have your one burst of greatness when you needed to suck.
Man, that's a brilliant nickname for Fed. Feddacheese. Muahahaha.
...My head is so fogged up right now. I'm probably embarrassing myself. But seriously. Fed must go down. Because his whole "I'm the greatest ever" bullshit might not have happened if Rafa had been around.
Rafa needs a new nickname, too. I hereby dub thee...El Conquistador.
It's no fun watching Fed play tennis. Freaking puts me to sleep.
If we do have a Nadal/Fed final, Rafa must kill. Freaking cutabitch. Because I cannot take another one of Fed's smirky, "Oh, another trophy for my shelf" victory speeches.
Oh, and also, John Isner? You RUINED the US Open. You took out Roddick and then you lost to Verdasco who lost to Djokovic, and now, instead of seeing a much needed rematch of that horrid Wimbledon final between A-Rod (he IS the real A-Rod, damnit!) and Feddacheese, we have to watch two douchemonkeys battle it out to be in the final. *glare* It's all on your hands, Isner. You just had to have your one burst of greatness when you needed to suck.
Man, that's a brilliant nickname for Fed. Feddacheese. Muahahaha.
...My head is so fogged up right now. I'm probably embarrassing myself. But seriously. Fed must go down. Because his whole "I'm the greatest ever" bullshit might not have happened if Rafa had been around.
Rafa needs a new nickname, too. I hereby dub thee...El Conquistador.