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I am just about to cutabitch, I swear to god. If one more person pisses me off today...
Let's have some letters.
Dear construction workers,
Can you please not stare at me like that when I'm driving past you? You're the ones in the way. Who can't be bothered to move. Even though the road is very much NOT blocked. Seriously, do you not have anything better to do? And if not, why are our tax dollars paying you again?
Sincerely,
The girl who refrained from flipping you off. Twice.
Dear drivers,
Don't smile and wave, just get the fuck out of my way, okay? I'm not being kind, I'm just trying to get back to work without wrecking.
Sincerely,
THIS IS REALLY NOT AN ACT OF KINDNESS
Dear funeral processions,
Seriously? You had to go down THE BUSIEST ROAD IN TOWN?
Sincerely,
I don't care if you're dead, get off the road
Dear parking lot lady,
How about, instead of waving me into the parking spot I'm trying to pull into, you get the hell out of the way? And furthermore, I don't give a shit that I almost clipped your car. I'm just sorry I didn't actually do it. It's a car. It's an inherently worthless pile of metal and plastic that I don't really care if I scratch, but I didn't, because I FUCKING KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, NOW STFU.
Sincerely,
Tempted to key your car now.
Dear coworkers,
If you make me type one more check, I may flip a shit.
Sincerely,
Carpal-tunneled.
Dear R/Hr and/or H/G shippers,
Look, you've done nothing but dismiss and ridicule my well-defined and politely phrased opinions for a good eight years now, and you're still treating me like a moron. So, no, I'm not going to play nice now. It's never worked and it never will. The only thing that works is ignoring it all and hoping to god that your conception of the ideal relationship is not the reality. Because it sucks.
Sincerely,
LALALALAICAN'THEARYOU
Dear Twilight fandom,
Stop being such utter bitches, okay? And stop acting like hating everything makes you somehow better than everyone else. It just makes you bitter, cynical, and a pain in my ass.
Sincerely,
If you hate SM so much, why are you still here?
Dear world,
Just...blow me already. If you were so great, there wouldn't be any suicides.
Sincerely,
FML.
Okay. I feel better.
Let's have some letters.
Dear construction workers,
Can you please not stare at me like that when I'm driving past you? You're the ones in the way. Who can't be bothered to move. Even though the road is very much NOT blocked. Seriously, do you not have anything better to do? And if not, why are our tax dollars paying you again?
Sincerely,
The girl who refrained from flipping you off. Twice.
Dear drivers,
Don't smile and wave, just get the fuck out of my way, okay? I'm not being kind, I'm just trying to get back to work without wrecking.
Sincerely,
THIS IS REALLY NOT AN ACT OF KINDNESS
Dear funeral processions,
Seriously? You had to go down THE BUSIEST ROAD IN TOWN?
Sincerely,
I don't care if you're dead, get off the road
Dear parking lot lady,
How about, instead of waving me into the parking spot I'm trying to pull into, you get the hell out of the way? And furthermore, I don't give a shit that I almost clipped your car. I'm just sorry I didn't actually do it. It's a car. It's an inherently worthless pile of metal and plastic that I don't really care if I scratch, but I didn't, because I FUCKING KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, NOW STFU.
Sincerely,
Tempted to key your car now.
Dear coworkers,
If you make me type one more check, I may flip a shit.
Sincerely,
Carpal-tunneled.
Dear R/Hr and/or H/G shippers,
Look, you've done nothing but dismiss and ridicule my well-defined and politely phrased opinions for a good eight years now, and you're still treating me like a moron. So, no, I'm not going to play nice now. It's never worked and it never will. The only thing that works is ignoring it all and hoping to god that your conception of the ideal relationship is not the reality. Because it sucks.
Sincerely,
LALALALAICAN'THEARYOU
Dear Twilight fandom,
Stop being such utter bitches, okay? And stop acting like hating everything makes you somehow better than everyone else. It just makes you bitter, cynical, and a pain in my ass.
Sincerely,
If you hate SM so much, why are you still here?
Dear world,
Just...blow me already. If you were so great, there wouldn't be any suicides.
Sincerely,
FML.
Okay. I feel better.