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So, I start searching for some man candy to pass the time while I'm...er...supposed to be doing other things, and I have come to one conclusion. No man should ever be allowed to dress himself. And in some cases, he shouldn't even have power over his own hair.
Exhibit A:
Okay, dude, you are French. You have money. You have access to the best fashion in the world. And yet you show up to every premiere in a T-shirt!
And brown shoes! *despair* I hear that's "in" right now, but dude, just take it from me, brown shoes always look bad with black.
I keep waiting to see a big stain in the middle of the T-shirt.
Dude, a VEST over a T-SHIRT. Nuh-uh. No way.
Now, see, was that so hard? Button-up, tie, vest, pinstripes, RAWR.
On the other hand, maybe it's best sometimes not to let others dress you. I know it's GQ Italy, but my lord, what IS that?
Mmmk, yes, this is working for me. Easy access.
Now, the hair. Does anyone else think he looks like Wolverine in this one?
Like, really, we may be reaching a point where we have an overload of volume in the hair department. Or maybe it's just the hair paired with the scruff. I dunno. I do know that ARMSLOOKATTHEARMSRAWR.
There's something to be said for clean-shaven. Leaves the dimple-scar clear for viewing pleasure.
Speaking of viewing pleasure...I disapprove of the use of ski-masks on Gaspard. Not okay.
This, this is okay. Teehee, his angry face is funny.
Moving on to Exhibit B:
Oh dear gawd, thank you. I was so afraid he'd show up to the Oscars with his homeless-crack-addict hair. A little moderation and BOOM, pure sex hair. Oh yes.
But of course, no amount of grooming can keep Rob's facial expressions contained.
Yah, really.
See, that, that is something of a creepy look. Verging into Daniel Radcliffe's pedophile look.
I know, scary thought, right?
It's amazing how such an attractive being can make himself look like such a hobo! But at least he's not wearing brown shoes this time. And he did do better than a T-shirt. Although nobody ever told him that buttoning all the way up to the top makes you look like a priest.
A few stylists, and WHAM, Robgasm.
Seriously, can we just take a moment to appreciate the magnificence of the Twilight costume people?
Seriously.
No, that's not Rob. But I forgot to mention - has anyone else noticed how ENORMOUS Gaspard's neck has become? Every time I see him the Gaston song goes off in my head. You know: "No one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston'sGaspard's!" Must be something in the water in France.
But back to Robward. Who does not have a huge neck.
The lack of neck, however, does not hinder the sexy.
I kind of want that jacket for myself.
Okay, freaky hair and bad clothing aside, has anyone noticed how fantastically large his hands are? And I think we all remember the MTV discussion about his huge feet! Oh, Spunk. If you're not seriously packing, all of womankind will be sorely disappointed.
And now, I leave you with...
The Edward Cullen dance. I imagine it set to the tune of Flight of the Conchords' "Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor."
Dude, their disco ball codpieces totally remind me of another sparkly dick.
Exhibit A:
Okay, dude, you are French. You have money. You have access to the best fashion in the world. And yet you show up to every premiere in a T-shirt!
And brown shoes! *despair* I hear that's "in" right now, but dude, just take it from me, brown shoes always look bad with black.
I keep waiting to see a big stain in the middle of the T-shirt.
Dude, a VEST over a T-SHIRT. Nuh-uh. No way.
Now, see, was that so hard? Button-up, tie, vest, pinstripes, RAWR.
On the other hand, maybe it's best sometimes not to let others dress you. I know it's GQ Italy, but my lord, what IS that?
Mmmk, yes, this is working for me. Easy access.
Now, the hair. Does anyone else think he looks like Wolverine in this one?
Like, really, we may be reaching a point where we have an overload of volume in the hair department. Or maybe it's just the hair paired with the scruff. I dunno. I do know that ARMSLOOKATTHEARMSRAWR.
There's something to be said for clean-shaven. Leaves the dimple-scar clear for viewing pleasure.
Speaking of viewing pleasure...I disapprove of the use of ski-masks on Gaspard. Not okay.
This, this is okay. Teehee, his angry face is funny.
Moving on to Exhibit B:
Oh dear gawd, thank you. I was so afraid he'd show up to the Oscars with his homeless-crack-addict hair. A little moderation and BOOM, pure sex hair. Oh yes.
But of course, no amount of grooming can keep Rob's facial expressions contained.
Yah, really.
See, that, that is something of a creepy look. Verging into Daniel Radcliffe's pedophile look.
I know, scary thought, right?
It's amazing how such an attractive being can make himself look like such a hobo! But at least he's not wearing brown shoes this time. And he did do better than a T-shirt. Although nobody ever told him that buttoning all the way up to the top makes you look like a priest.
A few stylists, and WHAM, Robgasm.
Seriously, can we just take a moment to appreciate the magnificence of the Twilight costume people?
Seriously.
No, that's not Rob. But I forgot to mention - has anyone else noticed how ENORMOUS Gaspard's neck has become? Every time I see him the Gaston song goes off in my head. You know: "No one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston'sGaspard's!" Must be something in the water in France.
But back to Robward. Who does not have a huge neck.
The lack of neck, however, does not hinder the sexy.
I kind of want that jacket for myself.
Okay, freaky hair and bad clothing aside, has anyone noticed how fantastically large his hands are? And I think we all remember the MTV discussion about his huge feet! Oh, Spunk. If you're not seriously packing, all of womankind will be sorely disappointed.
And now, I leave you with...
The Edward Cullen dance. I imagine it set to the tune of Flight of the Conchords' "Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor."
Dude, their disco ball codpieces totally remind me of another sparkly dick.