Eeeeeuuuyygggh!
See this icon? That is Edward's horrified face.
Because I had the worst dream...ever.
No, seriously.
I dreamed that Jacob offered to impregnate Bella, if he could do it the old-fashioned way, and Edward and Bella agreed to it.
Ugh! *shudder*
My mind is a horrible, terrifying, despicable place.
Iiiiiick.
I'm gonna go kill off Jacob in a fic to make me feel better...
And plz to be making no reference to spoilers in comments. I already got a weird one in a fic review yesterday, which I hope to gawd is false.
ETA:
Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
Edward: "Terrified."
TERRIFIED. TEEEERRRRRIFIED. OH THE HORROR.
Because I had the worst dream...ever.
No, seriously.
I dreamed that Jacob offered to impregnate Bella, if he could do it the old-fashioned way, and Edward and Bella agreed to it.
Ugh! *shudder*
My mind is a horrible, terrifying, despicable place.
Iiiiiick.
I'm gonna go kill off Jacob in a fic to make me feel better...
And plz to be making no reference to spoilers in comments. I already got a weird one in a fic review yesterday, which I hope to gawd is false.
ETA:
Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
Edward: "Terrified."
TERRIFIED. TEEEERRRRRIFIED. OH THE HORROR.