Oh gawd, I think I'm going to fall over and die in the next forty minutes.
Evidently, the Eclipse ebook is already available, and I DON'T THINK I CAN RESIST AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD. So...I may just be reading that tonight. All night. So, I'm sorry Gracie, I know I missed your calls last night, BUT OMG, EDWARD CULLEN IS JUST A CREDIT CARD NUMBER AWAY.
Ooh, that sounds kinky. Edward pr0n!
Speaking of Edward, I should have Dusk to Dawn 10 up tonight, before I cave in and buy an ebook, AND YOU SHOULD READ IT BEFORE YOU READ ECLIPSE. Because...mine'll just look lame afterward.
And...umm...OOOHHHH,
twilight_t00bs! Yes, I pimped it earlier, but WE'RE GOING TO START POSTING AUGUST 14TH. So be there or be EATEN BY RAVENOUS VOLTURI.
Ahhhh, Eclipseeclipseeclipseeclipseeclipse.