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My book just arrived.
I looked at the end.
OMFG, WHYYYY, CRAPILOGUE, WHYYYYY? WHY COULDN'T YOU BE FAKE? I HATE YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH, JK ROWLING. I SORT OF HOPE SOME BATSHIT CRAZY SHIPPER ACTUALLY ASSASSINATES YOU.
Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. My dad was there when I looked, and he was all, "Don't look, don't look!" And then I looked and saw "Lily" and snapped the book just and screamed and flailed around in circle. And then I beat myself in the head with the book. And then my dad said, "I told you not to look!"
I guess I'd better get it over with. And remind myself that this is just a bad fanfic.
I looked at the end.
OMFG, WHYYYY, CRAPILOGUE, WHYYYYY? WHY COULDN'T YOU BE FAKE? I HATE YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH, JK ROWLING. I SORT OF HOPE SOME BATSHIT CRAZY SHIPPER ACTUALLY ASSASSINATES YOU.
Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. My dad was there when I looked, and he was all, "Don't look, don't look!" And then I looked and saw "Lily" and snapped the book just and screamed and flailed around in circle. And then I beat myself in the head with the book. And then my dad said, "I told you not to look!"
I guess I'd better get it over with. And remind myself that this is just a bad fanfic.