OKAY!
Here is the aforementioned Gaspard Goodie I promised - and oh, hell, is it good.
Dude, I don't know what is up with the French, but I love them for putting THIS in a movie.
Ugh, the only way it could be better is if they'd done the scene sans pants.
And, you know, using me as the prop instead of his hand.
If you want to see the whole thing, you can download it here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?41ikdk1of2v If that doesn't work, let me know. I stole it from
gaspardrequests.