why i don't answer my phone :
so ever since i got my new phone # a few months ago i keep getting collection calls for a man named "essie." its honestly ridiculous, i can't count the number of times i've checked my voice mail only to find the message is for a guy named essie who apparently doesn't know how to pay his bills. i guess you don't care that the GIRL in the VOICEMAIL MESSAGE is named KRISTINA (and not essie) when someone owes you thousands of dollars. i think i've had to call back (sometimes angrily) at least 6 places to let them know they have the wrong number. i've had hospitals call, payday advance loan shops, more random sketchy loan places, and now today.. his landlord. so in conclusion, i have the worst luck ever, and i would also like to say fuck you essie.