HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS!
Is it me, or do the Holidays bring out the very worst in people?
We just got back from a lovely, entertaining evening at Jeff's aunt's house. The only ones that were there were his Aunt, Uncle, 3 cousins..soon to be 4th cousin by marriage, Me, Jeff, and Jake. And then the fucking mother-in-law from hell shows up....DRUNK! I don't mind her when she's sober, but when she's been drinking, she's a fucking BITCH!
She comes in, says Merry Christmas, and starts chuggin beers. Then she proceeds to tell all of us that she broke up with her boyfriend because he whines too much, has an 8 year old bitch of a daughter, BUT is a great fuck. All this said, of course, in front of younger kids.
Then she proceeds to go on about her construction worker fuck friend. NICE. UM...TMI for fucks sake. AND you're airing your shit in front of family. Sister, Son, Grandson (my son will NOT call her Grandma), and Nieces and Nephew.
THEN she starts purposely calling me by Jeff's ex-girlfriend's name. She's not doing it to joke around. She's doing it to be a bitch. I tolerate as we are not in my own home, and I don't want to cause a scene. She keeps on with this shit for a good 15-20 minutes.
AND THEN she mentions how happy she is that she's free. She says she's going to make a "Granny's Gone Wild" movie on the internet and dedicate it to my son.
WTF! Are you for serious?! I wanted to kick her in the cooter and punch her in the ovaries! She's telling my 14 year old son this. I'm still totally shocked. I thought at this point there is nothing this woman can do that would shock me. Well, I was wrong.
OK..mad rant is over. I need sleep. I hope to dream about kicking my mother-in-law in the cooter and giving her a good 'ol sock to the ovaries. Thanks Carly for that wonderful saying.
We just got back from a lovely, entertaining evening at Jeff's aunt's house. The only ones that were there were his Aunt, Uncle, 3 cousins..soon to be 4th cousin by marriage, Me, Jeff, and Jake. And then the fucking mother-in-law from hell shows up....DRUNK! I don't mind her when she's sober, but when she's been drinking, she's a fucking BITCH!
She comes in, says Merry Christmas, and starts chuggin beers. Then she proceeds to tell all of us that she broke up with her boyfriend because he whines too much, has an 8 year old bitch of a daughter, BUT is a great fuck. All this said, of course, in front of younger kids.
Then she proceeds to go on about her construction worker fuck friend. NICE. UM...TMI for fucks sake. AND you're airing your shit in front of family. Sister, Son, Grandson (my son will NOT call her Grandma), and Nieces and Nephew.
THEN she starts purposely calling me by Jeff's ex-girlfriend's name. She's not doing it to joke around. She's doing it to be a bitch. I tolerate as we are not in my own home, and I don't want to cause a scene. She keeps on with this shit for a good 15-20 minutes.
AND THEN she mentions how happy she is that she's free. She says she's going to make a "Granny's Gone Wild" movie on the internet and dedicate it to my son.
WTF! Are you for serious?! I wanted to kick her in the cooter and punch her in the ovaries! She's telling my 14 year old son this. I'm still totally shocked. I thought at this point there is nothing this woman can do that would shock me. Well, I was wrong.
OK..mad rant is over. I need sleep. I hope to dream about kicking my mother-in-law in the cooter and giving her a good 'ol sock to the ovaries. Thanks Carly for that wonderful saying.