Jun 03, 2009 10:26
I am choosing to begin my blog on livejournal because years ago, it was my livejournal blog that got me two days of in school suspension at my private, freaky, religious high school.
Apparently my main points on the principal's ambitious eating habits and on alien anal probes in cheerleaders, got the whole damn school's panties up in a bunch.
This livejournal blog is created in delicious spite and revenge!! Mmmm, yes, I can taste it...
Let me begin by saying that writing is one of my outlets. For awhile my outlet was tequila..then vodka..and then sadly it was dancing around my kitchen in my underwear to the radio (I used the commercial breaks for getting house work done...) and completely frightening my cats. Now its back to blogging. My cats are grateful.
There are things that I was born hating, such as
1. Pediphiles.
2. The Medford Police Butt-Fucking Department.
3. The type of people who run over furry creatures and don't even pull over to see if they're OK.
and 4. Pastors that taint their sermons with a distasteful bullshit that some people will drink down like a triple thick milkshake while I sit next to them gagging.
So thats it for now. I promise to get my blog on later. Hope to network with everyone except those who have a thing against Bill Cosby. Cuz' Bill's the man.
Also no Republicans, PLEASE.
^_^ -Cinfucius