AGAIN, this is long. BITE ME.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACERE is so much better than going to shakespeare class, and yet so much worse than bug class.
Here are some amazing convos i have had recently:
theymightbedan (2:07:00 PM): yo freeman
cinemancone (2:07:21 PM): im free?
theymightbedan (2:07:29 PM): yeah...freeman
cinemancone (2:07:55 PM): morgan?
theymightbedan (2:08:28 PM): no, conor
cinemancone (2:10:32 PM): dan?
cinemancone (2:10:37 PM): wass?
theymightbedan (2:10:42 PM): both
cinemancone (2:10:43 PM): bill stone?
theymightbedan (2:10:50 PM): HAHAHAHA
cinemancone (2:10:51 PM): lethal bill stone
theymightbedan (2:10:56 PM): kill bill stone
cinemancone (2:11:07 PM): clever girl
cinemancone (2:11:24 PM): veronica guerin?
cinemancone (2:11:35 PM): pauky schaeffer?
cinemancone (2:11:40 PM): k=l
theymightbedan (2:11:47 PM): laura guerin
theymightbedan (2:11:56 PM): big fat pauly
cinemancone (2:12:26 PM): nice
theymightbedan (2:12:30 PM): thanks
theymightbedan (2:12:32 PM): this is a good game
cinemancone (2:12:38 PM): pauly starring buddy hack's mohr?
theymightbedan (2:12:53 PM): hahahaha
theymightbedan (2:13:26 PM): ringo starring buddy starring rene russo
cinemancone (2:14:43 PM): rene zellwegger in tomcats 3: this time its for Tumblin'
theymightbedan (2:16:36 PM): tom selleck in tom boyce 4: the boyce bites back
cinemancone (2:16:53 PM): Boyce Stories: # generations of tumblin
cinemancone (2:16:58 PM): #=3
theymightbedan (2:17:17 PM): billy boyd as tom boyce
OK, not as funny as morgan and wass. but fuck you. LOOK AT HOW FUNNY RACKI IS. And how fuckin nice.
drack2626 (2:26:06 AM): well if it helps, coming from a guy that honestly has no obligation to be nice to you, -beacuse, as much as id liek to be better friends with you, lets face it, we're not the closest 2 people onm earth - you are a really speical person that brings joy into MANY peoples lives, and even if you already know that, you should know that its talked about beyond what you know, and that you have gifts in almost everything that ive ever seen you do, and everyone notices it. so if you ever feel like you arent good eenough, or things arent going your way, then keep your head up, because things work out for people like you
cinemancone (2:27:16 AM): racki, that might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
cinemancone (2:27:26 AM): i appreciate that so much
cinemancone (2:27:33 AM): every fucking word man, thank you
drack2626 (2:27:35 AM): well maybe i overshot, i was just hoping to help you out a little
drack2626 (2:27:40 AM): haahah just kidding, thast from as good as it gets
drack2626 (2:27:42 AM): but i meant it
drack2626 (2:27:43 AM): every word
cinemancone (2:27:49 AM): i know
cinemancone (2:27:54 AM): haha'
cinemancone (2:27:55 AM): i love it
cinemancone (2:27:58 AM): thanks man.
drack2626 (2:28:03 AM): no problem
cinemancone (2:28:07 AM): racki, i have to say
cinemancone (2:28:53 AM): its true that we never hung out very much iun hs, but i honestly feel closer to you than i do many people on this earth that i should probably be closer to than you.... if you catch my drift
cinemancone (2:29:05 AM): we never really hung out, but i consider you a fucking greeat friend
drack2626 (2:29:14 AM): yes i 100% agre
drack2626 (2:29:14 AM): e
cinemancone (2:29:26 AM): and a great human being and role model bith for me, andthe kids we spoke to time and time again
drack2626 (2:30:54 AM): its a good thing and bad thing though, because sometimes i feel like no matter how much we DONT talk, ill still be close to you on some weird level that we both are on somehow, but that gets me in trouble, cause then ill catch myself not talking to you for more than long periods of time, and it sucks, cause you put me in a good mood, and bring a side out in me that most of even my best friends dont, and its a side i wish came out more often. i hope that somehow after everyone gets through college or whatever that me and you still manage to stau in touch, because i can picture you being a friend even in 70 year
drack2626 (2:31:09 AM): thanks conor, i appreciate that, those little fuckign bastards
cinemancone (2:31:23 AM): HAHAHA
cinemancone (2:32:03 AM): rack, have no fear. this shit doesnt die, and yes it sucks we dont see much of wach other, but well still be funny bastards together when were 70. .... (if i make it that long)
drack2626 (2:32:29 AM): hahaah i know, i cant wait to be a grumpy old man with grandchildren that im biased towards and spoil
cinemancone (2:32:31 AM): (god, i didnt expect this to be a dick-suckin session, but its nice to tell people how much they mean to you, you know?)
drack2626 (2:32:37 AM): haah yes i agree
drack2626 (2:32:40 AM): i was just about to say
drack2626 (2:33:16 AM): now taht we've praised each other, we should really hang out soon, im gunna definelty get down there either this weekend or the weekend after, i was planning on it this weekend, but i havent seen hawko in a pretty long time, and i told him id hang out with him
cinemancone (2:33:29 AM): gothca
drack2626 (2:33:36 AM): so hopefully we can suck each others dicks for real within the next 2 weeks
drack2626 (2:33:36 AM): what?!
CBS502 (11:20:53 PM): so some little freshman tried stealing the pumpkin from the front of our house the other day. my mom noticed and started chasing after them screaming that they better bring it back. they stopped and started heading back toward the house and she started threatening them yet again that they better not smash it and that if that's all they wanted to do, they could go out and buy their own $3 pumpkin.
Auto response from cinemancone (11:20:53 PM): Cone: Hey, What's that thing with the teeth, and the fur?
(Beat)
Steve: ... my vagina?
CBS502 (11:21:02 PM): i love my mom :-D
cinemancone (11:39:14 PM): amazing.
CBS502 (11:51:49 PM): how cool is my mom?
CBS502 (11:52:27 PM): i was peeing when she told me that story. she was so heated about it :-)
Me and Brian flirting....
cinemancone (12:16:18 AM): dude, im me later if you want jokes.
ReelBigRed (12:23:27 AM): what the hell's a joke?
ReelBigRed (12:23:32 AM): Thank You!
cinemancone (12:23:36 AM): YOU!!!
cinemancone (12:23:40 AM): you gotta gifyty!!!\
ReelBigRed (12:25:56 AM): we
ReelBigRed (12:26:01 AM): 'll be here all week
cinemancone (12:26:16 AM): We'll be here!
cinemancone (12:32:13 AM): wanna cum?
ReelBigRed (12:32:26 AM): on my keyboard?
ReelBigRed (12:37:43 AM): smoke
ReelBigRed (12:37:52 AM): I mean, er, study.
cinemancone (12:37:53 AM): SMOKE.
cinemancone (12:37:58 AM): i cant
cinemancone (12:38:00 AM): im busy
ReelBigRed (12:38:04 AM): what?!
Jay hits on me, like its his job
xtremejokeyjay (2:20:49 AM): next year for halloween
cinemancone (2:20:56 AM): yeah?
xtremejokeyjay (2:21:07 AM): you should be waldorf's character from 'within the shadows'
xtremejokeyjay (2:21:09 AM): seriously
cinemancone (2:21:18 AM): oh man
cinemancone (2:21:20 AM): good one
xtremejokeyjay (2:21:23 AM): just get dragged around
cinemancone (2:21:27 AM): ok im gonna go masturbate to that thought
cinemancone (2:21:29 AM): HAHHAHA
xtremejokeyjay (2:21:51 AM): nice
cinemancone (2:22:12 AM): i think i gotta go.
cinemancone (2:22:17 AM): ill im you later if youre n
xtremejokeyjay (2:22:21 AM): cool
xtremejokeyjay (2:22:32 AM): remember me when thinking about your next away message
cinemancone (2:22:45 AM): ok, i guess
cinemancone (2:22:56 AM): love you. bye fucjer
xtremejokeyjay (2:23:02 AM): bye
xtremejokeyjay (2:23:07 AM): antoine fuqua
My muffin Sandhya
cinemancone (1:50:25 AM): love
cinemancone (1:50:29 AM): is like a muffin
cinemancone (1:50:36 AM): sometimes, its chocolatey,
cinemancone (1:50:45 AM): sometimes it sings to you.
cinemancone (1:51:03 AM): but it is always, ALWAYS better, when served with milk
pick a muffin (1:51:20 AM): I WANT A MUFFIN
pick a muffin (1:51:21 AM): SO MUCH
pick a muffin (1:52:16 AM): there i updated my profile
cinemancone (1:52:26 AM): nice
cinemancone (1:52:31 AM): im there?
pick a muffin (1:52:39 AM): yeah
pick a muffin (1:52:59 AM): thats so CUTE
pick a muffin (1:53:01 AM): you're so CUTE
cinemancone (1:53:10 AM): fuck cute
cinemancone (1:53:14 AM): i hate cute
cinemancone (1:53:20 AM): cute is good on girls
cinemancone (1:53:25 AM): not me, not right now.
Me and Kregg mayke fun of will
Mike Denly (1:45:09 AM):
http://www.uvm.edu/~childebr/partyman/men/dan.htmlcinemancone (1:46:51 AM): AMAZING
cinemancone (1:46:56 AM): you are incredible
Mike Denly (1:47:04 AM): haha, thanks
cinemancone (1:47:23 AM): AMAZING
cinemancone (1:47:26 AM): you are amazing
Mike Denly (1:47:40 AM): what? i'm just a man conor
cinemancone (1:47:45 AM): blow me
Mike Denly (1:47:52 AM): like a man should
cinemancone (1:48:00 AM): youre on the ball
Mike Denly (1:48:01 AM): click on it
cinemancone (1:48:10 AM): on what
cinemancone (1:48:11 AM): ?
Mike Denly (1:48:15 AM): thepicture
cinemancone (1:48:19 AM): i did
cinemancone (1:48:22 AM): the morgan face?
Mike Denly (1:48:24 AM): great
Mike Denly (1:48:25 AM): ok
Mike Denly (1:48:32 AM): yeah
Mike Denly (1:48:42 AM): ...
Mike Denly (1:48:45 AM): Thanks!
cinemancone (1:48:56 AM): HEY
cinemancone (1:48:59 AM): thanks...
Mike Denly (1:49:23 AM): dude i just made out with will
cinemancone (1:49:29 AM): really?
cinemancone (1:49:33 AM): was it gross?
Mike Denly (1:49:36 AM): yeah man. i think he's drunk
cinemancone (1:49:38 AM): did he reak of cigaretes?
Mike Denly (1:49:44 AM): and vasoline
cinemancone (1:49:51 AM): oh man, illl be rightt over
Mike Denly (1:50:00 AM): party's waiting
Mike Denly (1:50:03 AM): YESAH
cinemancone (1:50:11 AM): party's waning, without my fatass there
Mike Denly (1:50:48 AM): marty's flaming, get out my badass hair
cinemancone (1:51:26 AM): truth
cinemancone (1:51:28 AM): in a sentence
cinemancone (1:51:30 AM): truth
cinemancone (1:51:34 AM): in a tree
cinemancone (1:51:36 AM): its sad
cinemancone (1:51:39 AM): but its troo
cinemancone (1:51:41 AM): youre funnier
cinemancone (1:51:42 AM): than me
Mike Denly (1:51:50 AM): sound like shel silverstein
Mike Denly (1:51:57 AM): shel silverstein's bears
cinemancone (1:52:45 AM): right
cinemancone (1:52:58 AM): (you're homosexually-inclined)
Mike Denly (1:53:20 AM): what/ i'm homosexually reclined
Mike Denly (1:53:26 AM): with my Boner in the Airwaves
cinemancone (1:53:31 AM): hahaha
Mike Denly (1:54:00 AM): scanning for ghosts
Mike Denly (1:54:25 AM): Thank You Goodnight!
cinemancone (1:54:35 AM): NICE
Mike Denly signed off at 10:50:28 AM.
Mike Denly signed on at 10:50:30 AM.
Mike Denly signed off at 10:54:14 AM.
Mike Denly signed on at 11:10:25 AM.
Steve and i hate shaving.....
cinemancone (2:10:20 AM): i cut my face up shavin
SteveODat1 (2:10:28 AM): harsh
cinemancone (2:11:07 AM): truly
SteveODat1 (2:11:19 AM): are you spouting blood in magnificent arcs?
cinemancone (2:11:28 AM): i WISH!!!
SteveODat1 (2:12:10 AM): damn
cinemancone (2:13:50 AM): you sed it man
i got nothin....Anna makin me feel betta
anna is a THUG (9:22:25 AM): fell betta slobbsta
Auto response from cinemancone (9:22:25 AM): yeah, feelin really really sick
BUGS!!!!! ANOTHER SEES THE LIGHT!!!!!
juicyjessi8 (2:27:50 PM): boo
Auto response from cinemancone (2:27:50 PM): FUCKIN RIDICULOUS
juicyjessi8 (2:41:59 PM): let me know if you come back before bug class...
cinemancone (3:21:01 PM): nice use of the word boo.
juicyjessi8 (3:21:10 PM): hey thanks
juicyjessi8 (3:21:12 PM): I try
cinemancone (3:21:14 PM): im thoroughly impressed
cinemancone (3:21:21 PM): others try, you succeed.
cinemancone (3:21:32 PM): bug. buug,
juicyjessi8 (3:21:35 PM): what can I say, I'm just that good
cinemancone (3:21:35 PM): buuugs!
juicyjessi8 (3:21:38 PM): haha
cinemancone (3:21:40 PM): aparently
juicyjessi8 (3:21:43 PM): is this a big class?
juicyjessi8 (3:21:57 PM): I mean is it going to be wierd for me to be there?
cinemancone (3:22:02 PM): you bette be chanting bugs when you walk up to the building
cinemancone (3:22:03 PM): no
juicyjessi8 (3:22:19 PM): no to which question
cinemancone (3:22:27 PM): it wont be weird
cinemancone (3:22:33 PM): its pretty bug
cinemancone (3:22:35 PM): i men big
cinemancone (3:22:36 PM): ...
cinemancone (3:22:38 PM): THANK YOU.
juicyjessi8 (3:23:58 PM): hahahaha
cinemancone (3:24:40 PM): nice. ok honorary bug sister, i will see you soon.
juicyjessi8 (3:25:11 PM): ok:-)
juicyjessi8 (3:25:15 PM): I'm excited
cinemancone (3:25:24 PM): me too!
cinemancone (3:25:35 PM): im pumpt that youre ready to open your eyes up to bugs
juicyjessi8 (3:26:47 PM): =-O
cinemancone (3:26:55 PM): Nice!
juicyjessi8 (3:26:55 PM): that was me opening my eyes to bugs
juicyjessi8 (3:26:58 PM): thank you
cinemancone (3:26:59 PM): i know!
cinemancone (3:27:02 PM): im impressed
cinemancone (3:27:06 PM): welcome.
cinemancone (3:27:15 PM): ...say ill be here all week.....
juicyjessi8 (3:27:32 PM): i'll be here all week!
cinemancone (3:27:36 PM): hahahah
cinemancone (3:27:41 PM): beautiful!
juicyjessi8 (3:28:24 PM): :-D
cinemancone (3:29:02 PM): :?)
cinemancone (3:29:09 PM): see you soon muffin.
cinemancone (3:29:13 PM): by the way,
juicyjessi8 (3:29:22 PM): ?
cinemancone (3:29:26 PM): the pre-bug class butterflies in the pit of your stomach....
cinemancone (3:29:34 PM): yeah, they're normal
cinemancone (3:29:45 PM): savor them.
cinemancone (3:29:47 PM): SAVOR..
juicyjessi8 (3:29:48 PM): oh WHEW!
cinemancone (3:29:50 PM): hehehe
juicyjessi8 (3:29:56 PM): I'm savoring man I'm savoring!!
cinemancone (3:30:09 PM): good. bye jessabug.
juicyjessi8 (3:30:32 PM): awww... bye conorfly:-)