JESUS THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
My fucking hands are throbbing they hurt so much.
Apparently I seem to be the only male left in this whole damn parish, helping everyone and there fucking mother get prepared for this mad Russian heading our way. And these calluses are gonna be wicked in a few days.
Yesterday in New Orleans I saw some women slapping each other fighting over a gas tank.....I've never been scared by soccer moms before, but suddenly I was extremely frightened and decided I must get far far away.
So today the roommate and I packed up the ol' house and blocked the doors off and took doorhandles off on the inside doors, so that if we got robbed, the guy would get really pissed trying to get from room to room. WHITE BOYS ARE SMARTER! HA!
I can't really explain the feelings of today on livejournal. It's this surreal climate that you have to be there to understand.
So now the trip to Austin for the best hippy concerts ever. I'm attempting to get to Baton Rouge late tonight on old country roads. Maybe I'll put on some Credence and just get the funk on....hot mama!
Austin here we come! I really dont feel.. with the way my lucks been, that I'll survive this trip.....Somehow I always knew I would die in Texas....a gypsy once told me an air-conditioner would fall on my head in texas.
So to all my friends........I dont know......enjoy yourselves......make babies.....name them after me, if not, I'll try to ruin your life from above.
Off into the storms of mother nature and the republican cowboy storm of Texas I shall go. I had fun with all of you, and yes even you----(gay insecure man from the Netherlands.)
I have $100 dollars in my pocket, four bottles of Yellowtail in the trunk, some good tunes, some good friends, my champagne crusader(my car--the most loyal woman I shall ever have.)
If Sin City survives, you guys can all use my house at Voodoo Fest. I have the best bed ever........I shall miss it.....and I shall miss you.
~JDM~
Apparently I seem to be the only male left in this whole damn parish, helping everyone and there fucking mother get prepared for this mad Russian heading our way. And these calluses are gonna be wicked in a few days.
Yesterday in New Orleans I saw some women slapping each other fighting over a gas tank.....I've never been scared by soccer moms before, but suddenly I was extremely frightened and decided I must get far far away.
So today the roommate and I packed up the ol' house and blocked the doors off and took doorhandles off on the inside doors, so that if we got robbed, the guy would get really pissed trying to get from room to room. WHITE BOYS ARE SMARTER! HA!
I can't really explain the feelings of today on livejournal. It's this surreal climate that you have to be there to understand.
So now the trip to Austin for the best hippy concerts ever. I'm attempting to get to Baton Rouge late tonight on old country roads. Maybe I'll put on some Credence and just get the funk on....hot mama!
Austin here we come! I really dont feel.. with the way my lucks been, that I'll survive this trip.....Somehow I always knew I would die in Texas....a gypsy once told me an air-conditioner would fall on my head in texas.
So to all my friends........I dont know......enjoy yourselves......make babies.....name them after me, if not, I'll try to ruin your life from above.
Off into the storms of mother nature and the republican cowboy storm of Texas I shall go. I had fun with all of you, and yes even you----(gay insecure man from the Netherlands.)
I have $100 dollars in my pocket, four bottles of Yellowtail in the trunk, some good tunes, some good friends, my champagne crusader(my car--the most loyal woman I shall ever have.)
If Sin City survives, you guys can all use my house at Voodoo Fest. I have the best bed ever........I shall miss it.....and I shall miss you.
~JDM~