call 911...i'm already dead
now i know i joked about writing the great american novel before, but now i really am? i guess i want to be away from everything that bad.
things you should know before seeking something with me:
1) music can be on the same platform as you, you're more than welcome to be a part of practice, writing process, etc., but if you dont like it, then dont be involved, in which case it will be put before you.
2) get used to the fact that i range from being the most immature person to the most mature in a matter of moments...i like fart jokes, and i have issues.
3) i hate mayo, sour cream, and pretty much any condomin that is white.
4) i dont typically enjoy asian food.
5) i like only one club on one night of the week, that is twi ropa, and its on thursday, for eighties night
6) i like one bar, that would be Nick's, get used to going there alot.
7) i'm not good at taking hints because i dont like hints, hints are for the weak, who are really sure what they want...be blunt and clear, stop stalling.
8) i do have a drinking problem, and all i'll tell you is that at least its not a drug problem...anymore
9) i typically smoke two packs a day, and no real signs of quitting yet.
10) i like roughly 1 to 2% of the people i've met, and if you're just getting to know me than you're probly not in that percentage.
11) i wont make a good boyfriend because...
i'm always late, i havent paid my cell phone bill since february so i have no cell, i'm miserable...you'll get very frustrated trying to make me happy, while you're probly better off ot trying
12) i'd make a good boyfriend because...
i spend alot of money on flowers, cd's, gasoline, food, and i bathe twice a day, and i have the knack for writing lyrics that can make you seem just lovely.
-not that i want a girlfriend, i'm merely giving you an idea of who i am.
things you should know before seeking something with me:
1) music can be on the same platform as you, you're more than welcome to be a part of practice, writing process, etc., but if you dont like it, then dont be involved, in which case it will be put before you.
2) get used to the fact that i range from being the most immature person to the most mature in a matter of moments...i like fart jokes, and i have issues.
3) i hate mayo, sour cream, and pretty much any condomin that is white.
4) i dont typically enjoy asian food.
5) i like only one club on one night of the week, that is twi ropa, and its on thursday, for eighties night
6) i like one bar, that would be Nick's, get used to going there alot.
7) i'm not good at taking hints because i dont like hints, hints are for the weak, who are really sure what they want...be blunt and clear, stop stalling.
8) i do have a drinking problem, and all i'll tell you is that at least its not a drug problem...anymore
9) i typically smoke two packs a day, and no real signs of quitting yet.
10) i like roughly 1 to 2% of the people i've met, and if you're just getting to know me than you're probly not in that percentage.
11) i wont make a good boyfriend because...
i'm always late, i havent paid my cell phone bill since february so i have no cell, i'm miserable...you'll get very frustrated trying to make me happy, while you're probly better off ot trying
12) i'd make a good boyfriend because...
i spend alot of money on flowers, cd's, gasoline, food, and i bathe twice a day, and i have the knack for writing lyrics that can make you seem just lovely.
-not that i want a girlfriend, i'm merely giving you an idea of who i am.