"Well you can get this lapdance here for free..."
Winter formal- spilled food on my dress, got molested by some boy that I dont know, and saw all of the school administrators get mauled by seniors who grabbed them and started dancing with them. Liz Lewis backed it up like no other, Matt Graham was drunk off his ass, and Emily Paul had an allergic reaction to seafood-puffed up like a watermelon- and was carried off to the hospital on a stretcher.
SOOO THEN..
my mom got married the next night.
Highlights? Well theres plenty..
Ryan Psota was hired by my mom to be the official DJ- with help from the fisher boys (enough said.), the florists grandaughter was mistaken for my cousin, My 78 year old grandmother got in the middle of the floor and started dancing like she was 15..until she fell over and knocked my mom into a table, My boyfriend wore sunglasses all night, I learned the electric slide from a 55 year old lawyer, My little cousin attempted the worm but instead she just layed on the floor and humped it, When "lapdance" by N.E.R.D came on- Ryan sat my mom down and gave her a full out lapdance..which I think she enjoyed a little too much, Emily Paul's mom (who was the pastor/minister/whatever its called) shook it like a salt shaker, and my mom and grandmother dropped down and got their eagle on during "baby got back".
It was, by far, the best wedding Ive been too. 0__0
Oh yeah, and we had jello shooters.
SOOO THEN..
my mom got married the next night.
Highlights? Well theres plenty..
Ryan Psota was hired by my mom to be the official DJ- with help from the fisher boys (enough said.), the florists grandaughter was mistaken for my cousin, My 78 year old grandmother got in the middle of the floor and started dancing like she was 15..until she fell over and knocked my mom into a table, My boyfriend wore sunglasses all night, I learned the electric slide from a 55 year old lawyer, My little cousin attempted the worm but instead she just layed on the floor and humped it, When "lapdance" by N.E.R.D came on- Ryan sat my mom down and gave her a full out lapdance..which I think she enjoyed a little too much, Emily Paul's mom (who was the pastor/minister/whatever its called) shook it like a salt shaker, and my mom and grandmother dropped down and got their eagle on during "baby got back".
It was, by far, the best wedding Ive been too. 0__0
Oh yeah, and we had jello shooters.