...but its ok because im making hella good money
And now lets go to Lindsay, with this evenings news update..
Good evening! Right now Im at the residence of Lindsay Travis, where she is currently recovering from massive windex intake, hand wounds, and caffeine withdrawal. At approximately 9:30 am today, Lindsay showed up to her place of business to find 8 boxes of new inventory that was to be unpacked, priced, and put on display. Now keep in mind-these boxes were about 4 feet tall and weighed as much as Lindsay..the poor dear. After opening the first box and looking inside at the dismantled table- she noticed, to her surprise, no instruction manual. So, she went off on her journey to teaching herself how to use a screwdriver, and assemble 3 tables, 3 birdbaths, and a bench. This is when the chaos of Black friday began, and Lindsay was in great need of a pepsi/coffee/anything with caffeine. In the midst of ringing up rude and unwanted customers, caffeine withdrawal, and not having a clue on how a screwdriver works she suffered approximately 3 wounds to her hand area due to a messy battle with the screwdriver and a birdbath. She eventually finished unpacking the 8 boxes, only to find out that she needed to windex every piece of glass in the store. It is said that she inhaled a tad too much windex and said, quote "Windex takes like a prosthetic leg." After working her hard shift, Lindsay treated herself to a bacon egg and cheese sandwich from Frankie's cafe next door and came straight home to drink a Pepsi and dress her wounds. She requests chocolate, Pepsi, and kisses to aid her in a speedy recovery. This is Lindsay with channel 546457 news, over and out.
Good evening! Right now Im at the residence of Lindsay Travis, where she is currently recovering from massive windex intake, hand wounds, and caffeine withdrawal. At approximately 9:30 am today, Lindsay showed up to her place of business to find 8 boxes of new inventory that was to be unpacked, priced, and put on display. Now keep in mind-these boxes were about 4 feet tall and weighed as much as Lindsay..the poor dear. After opening the first box and looking inside at the dismantled table- she noticed, to her surprise, no instruction manual. So, she went off on her journey to teaching herself how to use a screwdriver, and assemble 3 tables, 3 birdbaths, and a bench. This is when the chaos of Black friday began, and Lindsay was in great need of a pepsi/coffee/anything with caffeine. In the midst of ringing up rude and unwanted customers, caffeine withdrawal, and not having a clue on how a screwdriver works she suffered approximately 3 wounds to her hand area due to a messy battle with the screwdriver and a birdbath. She eventually finished unpacking the 8 boxes, only to find out that she needed to windex every piece of glass in the store. It is said that she inhaled a tad too much windex and said, quote "Windex takes like a prosthetic leg." After working her hard shift, Lindsay treated herself to a bacon egg and cheese sandwich from Frankie's cafe next door and came straight home to drink a Pepsi and dress her wounds. She requests chocolate, Pepsi, and kisses to aid her in a speedy recovery. This is Lindsay with channel 546457 news, over and out.