Coal? :-( *sniff & whimper*
But Santa, why? 
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave she___said_ a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I punched sillypirategirl in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I stole mishalak's purse (-30 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I helped elynne see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-38 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
cindy_reddeer
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave she___said_ a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I punched sillypirategirl in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I stole mishalak's purse (-30 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I helped elynne see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-38 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
cindy_reddeer