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You might be a nurse if:
*You believe a good tape job will fix anything.
*Your sense of humor seems to get more warped each year.
*You think it is acceptable to use "penis" and "vagina" in a normal conversation.
*You hope there´s a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light.
*You believe experience is something you don´t get until just after you need it.
*You see stress as a normal way of life.
*You believe the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
*Everything only happens all at once.
*You've ever been telling work stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw-up.
*You don´t get excited about blood loss unless it's your own.
*You've ever said, "Why am I here?"
*You believe a good tape job will fix anything.
*Your sense of humor seems to get more warped each year.
*You think it is acceptable to use "penis" and "vagina" in a normal conversation.
*You hope there´s a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light.
*You believe experience is something you don´t get until just after you need it.
*You see stress as a normal way of life.
*You believe the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
*Everything only happens all at once.
*You've ever been telling work stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw-up.
*You don´t get excited about blood loss unless it's your own.
*You've ever said, "Why am I here?"