Kimble Legacy 1.1
113 jpgs under the cut!
Warning: May cause choking and heart attack due to unthinkable craziness. And also, probability of poor English, especially grammar.
Last Update:
Leon got caught while trying to skip a restaurant bill and he met Lizette, the meaniest maid ever existed in the simland and successfully married her after several angry attempt to woo her.
We start the update with a pop!
Leon: Honey, there's a pancake right over here.
Liz: *is too hungry to hear anything*
Liz: Wait! you already cook?! Why didn't you tell me?!
Leon: *sigh* Just sit down and eat.
Liz: Why is he so cold these days?
He's busy with work (and you're not helping), that's why.
Leon: Don't worry sweetheart, no matter how cold I act, I still love you.
Liz: Well, if you love me, carry me to bed! I'm sleepy!
Now that is asking too much! You have two legs, use it.
Pop 2!
Did I mention they were 3 bolters?
*sigh* This is what happen when you're stalking your husband too much.
And then, random playable entered their house and broke their computer.
Linus: I'm blind, I can't see anything nor do I can use the computer, so it wasn't me.
Too bad mister, I saw you.
Leon: If he didn't get out from this house in 5 seconds, I'm going to punch him all the way to the moon!
Linus: Oh my god! Save me!
Linus's daughter: Dad? Wha-
Linus: Run! Go home! Now!
This is what Lizette do for the rest of her pregnancy, bitching and whining.
Liz: Where's my husbaaannddd?!
Leon: Can't you at least wait until I finish taking a piss?! Godammit! *rage*
It's a girl! For first and second generation, my name theme is characters from Rune Factory series. So meet Rosalind, one of the eligible bachelorette in Rune Factory 2.
I want more! More babies!
Rosalind: *sigh* They should at least put me in my crib first.
Liz: WHY IS IT SO BORING AROUND HERE!
Maybe if you didn't stay inside the nursery you could find a TV in the living room!
Leon: Oh boss, my wife left the window open last night and it was too cold for me to get out of bed this morning. Yeah, I'm calling from under my blanket, shivering and coughing. I need a day off really.
Leon: He actually believe it!
Leon: Your mom's at work now, so it's only two of us, eh? So, what do you want to do?
Rosalind: How about leave me alone and let me sleep?
Baby 2 is on the way!
Rosalind: Omg! Change me!
Liz: But I don't know how ... your dad usually do this.
Rosalind & Liz: *is stinky*
Leon: Ugh! People can die from gas poisoning here!
Leon: Sweetheart, I love you, and you know it's true. So if you love me too, please, go take a shower.
Leon: Did she?
She did, now get out from the bathroom. Give her some privacy.
Leon: Hooohooommyygoodd! Honey! I can see your ass!
Didn't I told you to get out?!
*sigh* 3 bolters.
Liz: Feed meeee!
There's food on the table!
*sigh*
Leon: Can I call other girls now?
NO! Go wake her up!
Leon: Hey sweetheart! Let's woohoo!
Liz: Did I ... hear ... woohoo? *still sleepy*
Leon: No, it's just the dog howling outside.
Clearly, shouting about sex directly to your sleeping wife will wake her up.
Liz: Dammit! I need to pee!
Leon: Don't forget to flush the toilet and wash your hand after that.
Sadly, she didn't make it. Now, not only she need to wash her hand, but she has to clean the bathroom as well as herself.
But then she go all the way outside to do this.
I bet the hot gossip about Leon's crazy wife is probably spreading like wind right now.
Liz: *shakes Leon's shoulder* Bathe me! Bathe me please!!
Leon: Not now honey, I'm practicing my speech.
Liz: When he said he loves me, he lied, right?
Liz: Fine! Forget about the bath! Tell him to cook! I'm hungry!
Do it yourself! Can't you see that he's busy?!
Leon: Why can't she cook for herself!? *rage*
I'm wondering the same question myself, Leon.
Liz: Thank you sweetheart, I love you.
Leon: Yeah, whatever.
Just so you know, she still stink.
Liz: *pass out & still stinky*
Leon: She could at least take a shower before she faint! Ugh!
His wife being stinky irritates him, but seeing his wife passed out? Totally hilarious.
Leon: *laughs his guts out*
Liz: How could you :(
Leon: Bahahaha! Sorry, honey, sorry ... but, it's just ... just ... puhahaha!
I thought that she wake up because of Leon's laughing, but no, she just want to pick up Rosalind, put her on the floor, and goes crazy right next to her.
Rosalind: Why did she even bring me here in the first place?
Leon: Oh, look at your mom. Isn't she amusing?
Rosalind: *sigh*
*facepalm*
MOVING ON!
Rosalind grew up!
Awee! Here's hoping you won't fail as much as your mom, k?
Lizette, seriously! The toilet is just few inches away!
Liz: *sobs* What is my life? *sobs*
Rosalind: AAHHHHH!!! OUT!!! I WANT OUTT!!
Rosalind: CHANGE MEEE!
Liz: Did I hear screaming?
Just go to sleep. The last thing I want is for you to pass out again.
Finally!!
Leon: Is the baby here yet?
Liz: Yeah *put baby on floor*
Leon: Well then, I just wash the di-
Liz: It's not over yet!
Leon: What? There's another?
YEP. TWINS! A GIRL AND A BOY!
Liz: Look! It's a baby!
Leon: Hold on, gotta clean this first.
Priorities! You're doing it wrong!
So I cheated again, and aged up the twins because baby stage is boring anyway. Here's Leann.
And Leonel.
In front of the fridge?! How could you!
Liz: I'm so pathetic! *cries*
Moving on to the kids!
Rosalind has started to play with the big potty as well as causing much mess for Leon to clean it up later.
While Leann is sad and neglected in her crib.
But Leonel, despite being neglected, is calm and happy.
And their mother has just added another fail in her own life. This is my first sim ever to get a demotion that didn't come from a bad chance card.
And another fail follow shortly after.
And Leon? He's just busy doing all the housechores.
Leon: zzzigotafeelingiambeingwatchedzzz.
Lizette, I don't mind you ... uh ... having personal time with the ball, but please, let your husband sleep in peace.
Liz: When will he wake up?! It's morning already!
Stop stalking and go do something productive!
I never got this message before, all I ever got is "your kid is hungry! Feed them or else!" threat. And as this one isn't a threat, I'm going to ignore it because Leon just isn't capable of pleasing everyone all by himself.
Leon: Come on honey, time for a diaper change.
Rosalind: *squee*
Leonel: *is lonely*
Liz: I NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE TOO!!
Liz: WHY WON'T HE CARE ABOUT ME?!
He's busy with the kids! And you aren't helping either!
Liz: I won't forgive you for this! I won't!
Leon: Honey, you're scaring the kids.
Liz: TOILETTTT!!
Stop stalking your husband and take care of yourself, will ya!
Poor Leann *pats*
Leon: Oh hi honey, I'm taking a piss right now :D
Liz: I'm not done with you yet!
Liz: Stupid husband, ruining my life! *rage hate rage*
I don't even know what to say anymore.
Liz: Why won't you care about me? You said you love me! You lied! *cries*
Leon: *is mopping her urine*
Leon: Ugh! Seriously!
Leon: You didn't take a shower and now you sleep with the clothes that you peed on?
Liz: I'm sleepy, and I don't care.
Leon: I'll never sleep with you again.
I feel bad for her, but there's nothing I can do.
Rosalind: Change me!
Nanny: Fine.
Rosalind: Food!
Nanny: Coming ...
Looks like someone is monopolizing the nanny all for herself.
And making her neglected other chores in the house.
Leon: I JUST GOT PROMOTED! *rage*
Congratulation! Can I has a smile now?
Leann: Mom, read me a book, please?
Liz: No. I'm not in the mood.
Leann: I hate you, mom.
Liz: And I hate your father!
Leonel: Mom, play with me?
Liz: Ugh, no. You're boring.
Lizette! How could you!
But I forgive her because of this.
Leann: *cries* nobody cares for me ...
Liz: *put Leann in crib* if she dares to cry again ...
Stop getting angry at your kids!
Leon: *angrily open the newspaper* Where's the damn coupon!
Newspaper: *shiver*
Leon: Now, where's the bill! *snatches open the mailbox*
Calm down, will ya!
Lizette finally is stable enough to play with her children. I'm so glad.
Leann: *pukes*
Liz: Ughhh!
Leann: Hahaha! Revenge, mom!
She must have been holding grudges since the day her mom refused to read her a book.
And the kids finally grew up! First is Rosalind.
Then Leann.
But before Leonel even manage to stand up, the girls already started to develop the hate.
ZERO NICE POINT SIM IS WORRYING HERE! AM I IN THE RIGHT LEGACY?!
Leann: Take that! Next time, learn to wait until other people grew up!
Rosalind: Oww ...
Leonel: I JUST GREW UP! IS EVERYONE HAPPY NOW!
Leann: SHUT UP! STOP SHOUTING!
And then she attacked her twin brother. WTH! You're twins! You're supposed to get along with each other!!
Rosalind: Beat her! Beat her ass!
Leonel: Hah! You can't beat a boy like me!
Rosalind: *cries* I grew up badly.
Leann: *is disgusted* everyone grew up badly, so shut up!
Leonel: *pees*
*sigh*
So anyway, I moved them to a new house as a cheap way to replenish their needs. But that's another story for the next update.
Next update: The kids' makeover, new house, and even MORE HATE.
Thanks for reading!