Oh Stephen Colbert!
I found this quote highly entertaining on Tuesday night's Colbert Report:
Don't think you're off the hook voters, you're the ones who made this bed and now you're the ones who'll have to move so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem cell research lab, run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax and spend democrats take all of your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to the children of illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! Woo!
Don't think you're off the hook voters, you're the ones who made this bed and now you're the ones who'll have to move so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem cell research lab, run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax and spend democrats take all of your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to the children of illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! Woo!