Just as I thought it would be, I woke up this morning and got insta-giddy over the vacation I am going to take this weekend. My pathetic heartache over Timm separation (I am a nerd, sorry, but it is true) aside I am just SO GIDDY ABOUT A VACATION! Mother-fucking beach party!! Hells yea ( Read more... )

I am like an 90 year old today, wearing my leg brace, trying to remember if I still have the wrist brace I had from just before the wedding... I am a mess. Silly body thinks I am much older than I am ( Read more... )

Today is apparently six months of wedded bliss. We celebrated by forgetting, me making chocolate chip pancakes for dinner and having like the WORST KNEE EVER. About 10 minutes ago Timm went, "Hey, six months?" and I was like, "WOW, REALLY?" It will of course be something we tell our kids about for generations to come. No doubt. ;) Oh! And I also ( Read more... )

( House thoughts. )

Not because the school is actually threatening, but because the school is one big giant moron. No, seriously. We are one of the top schools in the nations (or at least that is what they tell us) and yet they are completely inept. I had to drop out of school, medical withdrawal. Fine, dandy. I sent in my letter and they responded with a "Yes, you ( Read more... )

I am brilliant, BRILLIANT I tell you. So tonight I was visiting my mom, and my dog was being a total spazoid. I, like the absolutely sweet daughter *snorffle* that I am, offered to take the little spaz on a bit of a walk. So I put her on her leash and took her out, figuring that I would be gone for about a half an hour, maybe twenty minutes. I was ( Read more... )