"i'll hold the lock and you'll hold the key."

[cinderlily]

In honor of opening day. (And this stupid website who named decently attractive players but NO Diamondbacks, and as we have had the Hottest Team Ever* I find this morally reprehensible.)

Hot Guys in Dbacks Uniforms (Even if they aren't now. *sob*)
Trent Oeltjen (Australian. Nuff said.)
Conor Jackson (Guh. Just. Guh.)
Stephen Drew (ROOOOO)
Mark Reynolds (Oh Maaaaaaark.)
Ryan Roberts (Tattoos are only okay on him and David Cook. You should know how much that means coming from me.)
Kelly Johnson (EYES. LOOK AT HIS EYES. *swoon*)
Barry Enright (Ginger Kid!)
Dan "Dreamboat" Haren (;))
Xavier Nady (Okay, so he isn't in one and he won't be in one for long, my luck, but LOOK. Smile!)

Okay, palate cleansed.

*not biased.