OMG YOU GUYS.
JACK AND DAVID. SOMEONE. ANYONE? JACK AND DAVID. OMG. Its like... a present of a shopping bag chock full of candy and money. And ... smarmy Prince who is bitter. And David who is from a farm and all swoony strong and saves Jack and. *twirl* Jack gave him his clothes... and David freaked out at the press TO DEFEND JACK and... JACK DEFENDED him back. David plays piano. *swoon* Jack is GAY. "What you do at night with your boys."
YOU GUYS Someone someone PLEASE tell me I didn't download some sort of fake show that is being put on to get my hopes up.