Snagged from
molly_may, among others:
Ten references I expect my nearest and dearest to get. These are all TV or movie quotes:
1. You know I haven't eaten since six o'clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel. And it wasn't even real cream cheese it was light cream cheese!
2. Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.
3. Well, I'm not gonna pry. It's not my style. Okay, it's totally my style, but I can tell that I'm not getting anywhere right now.
4. Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
5. I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.
7. Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
8. I'm gonna need a hacksaw.
9. I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
10. Would it help if I got out and pushed?