PUBLIC HUMILLATION is my only weapon against weirdos on buses !
Oh What a day. That is the last time I go on public transport with the public again. I was riding the bus from town in the afternoon with all the office noobs that get the bus at that time, when I noticed the man across form me fiddling aound inside his jeans. And I was like 'Okay this is a bit weird maybe he's just adjusting himself ' So I ignore him for a bit and go back to my book. ( harry potter and the deathly hallows again) The next time I look up up the adjusting has changed to pumping, stroking, whatever you like to call it. And judging form his face he is definitely enjoying himself, obviously, pleasuring himself. And he's not doing it at me , but it's in field of my vision. But as a young 18 year old I feel this kind of behevior is unacceptabel. I's public transport for F*ck's sake . We all have the right for public space don't we!!! DON'T WE!
I looked around the rest of the bus and it's obvious that I'm not the only one to have noticed, but they are ignoring the masturbating man as hard as they can. All trying to concentrate on other things like their ipods excetra. But meanwhile he's still going at and by the look from his face he's getting some speed up.
I tried giving him one of my best evil looks, but it just seems to encourage him. For F*ck's sake what will put a stop to him. And it hits me like someon switching on a light bulb above my head. PUBLIC HUMILLATION!
So standing up to address the rest of the bus I announce to the people " Ladies and gentlementhis man is masturbating. Let's all give him a round of applause!" and start clapping. Some people joined in and clapped with me, and of course the majority just slightly thought."Oh God, look at the crazy student what she been takeing!"
But I felt better that soemthing was said. And the guy was sufficiently embarrassed to get off at the next stop.
ME: 1
MASTURBATING CRAZY GUY :0
I looked around the rest of the bus and it's obvious that I'm not the only one to have noticed, but they are ignoring the masturbating man as hard as they can. All trying to concentrate on other things like their ipods excetra. But meanwhile he's still going at and by the look from his face he's getting some speed up.
I tried giving him one of my best evil looks, but it just seems to encourage him. For F*ck's sake what will put a stop to him. And it hits me like someon switching on a light bulb above my head. PUBLIC HUMILLATION!
So standing up to address the rest of the bus I announce to the people " Ladies and gentlementhis man is masturbating. Let's all give him a round of applause!" and start clapping. Some people joined in and clapped with me, and of course the majority just slightly thought."Oh God, look at the crazy student what she been takeing!"
But I felt better that soemthing was said. And the guy was sufficiently embarrassed to get off at the next stop.
ME: 1
MASTURBATING CRAZY GUY :0