Did I mention it was my birthday in 8 days!
It's unfortuante but I was born on Chrismtas day. So people think this is a lovely day to be born on. I don't I know it's selfish but why could'nt my mum have crossed her legs for a few more hours. But alas I share a birthday with christ. And you know what's really annoying? it's when everyone pretends that they have'nt forgotten and said ' they'd decided to get you just one big present instead of two'.
This makes me sound like a spoilt brat but the truth is that every year i had a party no one could come because they were doing things with their family. So now I'm going in a sulk.
*POUTS*
But as I'm here I might as well ramble on about recent events, not that you'd care. As you know I give everyone a false names when I mention people on here for instance my second eldest brother likes cats so he asked to be called felix. I know it's a bit cheesy but there you go. Any way last week we got a surprise when my third eldest brother decided to drop in at my room. We'll call him Sirius not because he is seriuos but becasue he reminds me of the character due to the fact he's know as a bit of Cassanova on the site. Any way he decided to bring along his latest bird. Let's call her a Trish. She was a dyed platinum blond, lipstick on teeth, short pink skirt, long legged, bimbo, and as we were celebrating something or other ( I can't remember what cos I drank quite a lot) we decided to clubbing. Half way through the night Trish's skirt was so far up her leg you could see her G string. She'd not checked in the bathroom and I did'nt have the least intention of telling of her ( since she'd been calling my babe all evening).
So bout the next morning I get a call from Trish (how she got my mobile number I'll never know) claiming that Sirius had done a runner that moring without saying goodbye (what a surprise!). She then decieded to ramble on to me about why Siruis did'nt think their realtionship was serious (maybe it's becasue you offer everything on a plate), and why he had'nt said anything about the new dress she'd bought from primark (Maybe it's becasue he does'nt care what you're wearing as long as he gets you out of it quickly) . This lasted about hour by the way, as if I did'nt have anyting else to do like sleep!! So after a long period of time when I wanted to scream 'IT'S BECAUSE YOU PUT THE E IN EASY!!!' I told her in the most politeist terms that may be she was making her self to availiable. At this point she screamed at me yelling ' WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW ANYWAY ! iT'S NOT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN OUT WITH HIM AND GOT CLOSE TO HIM! (eewww why would I he's my brother) HE TRUSTS ME AND OPENS UP TO ME. HE TOLD ME HE NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANY OTHER GIRL' . To which I replied, ' I'm sure he did mean that as much as he meant it to all the other girls he slept with recently'. Then I slammed the phone down and resumed my sleep.
The next day i was wondering if i was going to get a telling of by Siruis for ruing it with Trish, but he did'nt say anything in fact he looked a bit relieved. When I asked him about how she got my phone number he replied' Oh I've given it to loads of girls, when they don't stop pestering me, you can be unofficial dumping answering machine'. 'Thanks'
From now on I'm just not going to pick up the phone.
This makes me sound like a spoilt brat but the truth is that every year i had a party no one could come because they were doing things with their family. So now I'm going in a sulk.
*POUTS*
But as I'm here I might as well ramble on about recent events, not that you'd care. As you know I give everyone a false names when I mention people on here for instance my second eldest brother likes cats so he asked to be called felix. I know it's a bit cheesy but there you go. Any way last week we got a surprise when my third eldest brother decided to drop in at my room. We'll call him Sirius not because he is seriuos but becasue he reminds me of the character due to the fact he's know as a bit of Cassanova on the site. Any way he decided to bring along his latest bird. Let's call her a Trish. She was a dyed platinum blond, lipstick on teeth, short pink skirt, long legged, bimbo, and as we were celebrating something or other ( I can't remember what cos I drank quite a lot) we decided to clubbing. Half way through the night Trish's skirt was so far up her leg you could see her G string. She'd not checked in the bathroom and I did'nt have the least intention of telling of her ( since she'd been calling my babe all evening).
So bout the next morning I get a call from Trish (how she got my mobile number I'll never know) claiming that Sirius had done a runner that moring without saying goodbye (what a surprise!). She then decieded to ramble on to me about why Siruis did'nt think their realtionship was serious (maybe it's becasue you offer everything on a plate), and why he had'nt said anything about the new dress she'd bought from primark (Maybe it's becasue he does'nt care what you're wearing as long as he gets you out of it quickly) . This lasted about hour by the way, as if I did'nt have anyting else to do like sleep!! So after a long period of time when I wanted to scream 'IT'S BECAUSE YOU PUT THE E IN EASY!!!' I told her in the most politeist terms that may be she was making her self to availiable. At this point she screamed at me yelling ' WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW ANYWAY ! iT'S NOT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN OUT WITH HIM AND GOT CLOSE TO HIM! (eewww why would I he's my brother) HE TRUSTS ME AND OPENS UP TO ME. HE TOLD ME HE NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANY OTHER GIRL' . To which I replied, ' I'm sure he did mean that as much as he meant it to all the other girls he slept with recently'. Then I slammed the phone down and resumed my sleep.
The next day i was wondering if i was going to get a telling of by Siruis for ruing it with Trish, but he did'nt say anything in fact he looked a bit relieved. When I asked him about how she got my phone number he replied' Oh I've given it to loads of girls, when they don't stop pestering me, you can be unofficial dumping answering machine'. 'Thanks'
From now on I'm just not going to pick up the phone.