Fun with signs

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Aries ( ¥ )
Planet ruled by: Mars
Keyword: Arrgh
Key Phrase: I pummel
Symbol: Ram

Taurus ( Ö )
Planet ruled by: Pluto
Keyword: Whatever
Key Phrase: I sulk
Symbol: Chipmunk

Gemini ( ? )
Planet ruled by: Goofy
Keyword: Huh?
Key Phrase: I argue
Symbol: Snickers Bar

Cancer ( ... )
Planet ruled by: The bright one
Keyword: Hmm
Key Phrase: I know
Symbol: Giant Panda

Leo ( ! )
Planet ruled by: Planet Hollywood
Keyword: Mine
Key Phrase: I rock
Symbol: Mighty Mouse

Virgo ( Ø )
Planet ruled by: Mars
Keyword: No
Key Phrase: I clean
Symbol: Chastity Belt

Libra ( ™ )
Plant ruled by: Venus Flytrap
Keyword: Coffee
Key Phrase: I alienate
Symbol: Vase

Scorpio ( @?#*! )
Planet ruled by: Mars
Keyword: Seethe
Key Phrase: I plot
Symbol: The Legion of Doom

Sagittarius ( * )
Planet ruled by: Kevin
Keyword: Wazzup
Key Phrase: I tap-dance
Symbol: Nude Man

Capricorn ( + )
Planet ruled by: The one with sharp corners
Keyword: Own
Key Phrase: I insist
Symbol: Peanut

Aquarius ( :-D )
Planet ruled by: California
Keyword: Dude
Key Phrase: I drink
Symbol: Dancing Bears

Pisces ( § )
Planet ruled by: Moons and meteorites
Keyword: Fairies
Key Phrase: I overdramatize
Symbol: Fish With a Hookah