Oh How I LOVE These
stupid and pointless yet entertaining for your stalker
Created by green-potato and taken 12 times on bzoink!
About you...Who on earth are you?i've forgottenHow old are you?don't remember...Where do you live?my houseDo you like it there?it's pretty, but not reallyRandom crap...what is your favorite color?black, pink and whitetype of music?punkish, rockish, emoish, screamishband/singer?have a bunch of 'emcolor of socks?ha! i don't wear socksmovie?eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, LOTR, and star warssong?no clue!favorite toe?my right big one, cus i carved in the nail and it looks coolwhat kind of toilet paper do you buy?chealp crapwould you buy purple toilet paper?yeah! that'd be pretty!How about green toilet paper?mmm, not so muchIf you were a stripper, what would your name be?kittycan you play an instrument?yesIf so, what?flute. kind of guitar, kind of pianoWhat do you think of Hillary Duff?well...she's definately not my favorite, but i look up to her for not being like her rival lindsay lohanDo you own a baseball bat?....??? maybe...YES, yes i doMore stupid things...Do you have any diseases/mental conditions?i wouldn't be surprisedif so, what?maybe depression....nah!have you ever had a plastic-sword fight in Wal*Mart?no, but i'd be glad to go have one right now!If so, did you get kicked out?does that mean you did? ha! idiot....Have you ever adopted a shopping cart?no...Do you have your license?now see, that would be revealing my age in some way, so i'm not sureIf so, what have you run over lately?laleaiojn;ldkna;lkehdEver seen a dead body of a person?yes, and it scares the crap out of meHave you ever had braces?nope, and the dentist says i won't ever need themSurgery?tonsils and adenoidsWhat size lead do you prefer: .5 or .7?don't like mechanical pencilsIf you could be god for a day, what would you do?exactly what God already does: protect everyone, but let them make their own choicesever mooned someone?no. should i go do that right now???ever been mooned?yes, and it was very disturbing because i didn't even know herever driven your grandmother's car off a cliff?ahh! nodo you like penguins?yes! they're adorable! they always make me cold though...what is your favorite flavor of Jones soda?i hate pop. pop can go die.ever been hit by a taxi in New York?no, haven't even been therebeen accused of stealing a calculator by your math teacher?nope, not yetdid something weird to your friend while they were sleeping?just jumped on them and they wouldn't wake upIf so, what?ok, i just said whatHave you been bitten by a squirrel?no, but i have had one run across my feet and then between my legs. that's some pretty scary stuff right there!
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